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| 4x01 Lazarus Rising Dean: Who are you? Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition. |
| 4x01 Lazarus Rising Castiel: What's the matter? You don't think you deserve to be saved. Dean: Why'd you do it? Castiel: Because God commanded it. Because we have work for you. |
| 4x15 Death Takes a Holiday Dean: What the hell? Castiel: Guess again. |
| 4x16 On the Head of a Pin Dean: You guys don't walk enough. You're gonna get flabby. You know, I'm starting to think Junkless has a better sense of humor than you do. Castiel: Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone. |
| 4x20 The Rapture Dean: Cas, hold up. What were you going to tell me? Castiel: I learned my lesson while I was away, Dean. I serve Heaven, I don't serve man. And I certainly don't serve you. |
| 4x22 Lucifer Rising Dean: Destiny? Don't give me that "holy" crap. Destiny, God's plan... It's all a bunch of lies, you poor, stupid son of a b*tch! It's just a way for your bosses to keep me and keep you in line! You know what's real? People, families - that's real. And you're gonna watch them all burn? Castiel: What is worth saving?! I see nothing but pain here. I see inside you. I see your guilt, your anger, confusion... In Paradise all is forgiven. You'll be at peace. Even with Sam. |
| Castiel: My superiors have decided I've become too close to my charges and starting to show emotions, the doorway to doubt. |
| Castiel: Do you think the armies of heaven have nothing better to do but follow you around? |
| 4x01 Lazarus Rising Castiel: I brought you out of hell, I can throw you back in. |
| 5x04 The End Castiel: (Into cell phone) This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes! |
| 5x02 Good God Y'All Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla. Castiel: No, he's not on any flatbread. |
| 4x16 On the Head of a Pin Castiel: You won't win, I still serve God. |
| 5x03 Free to be You and Me Castiel: I shouldn't be here, this is a den of iniquity! |
| 5x03 Free to be You and Me Raphael: I will find you! Castiel: Maybe so, but today you're my little b*tch. |
| 04x15 Death Takes A Holiday Dean: If you want our help, why the hell didn't you just ask? Castiel: Because, whatever I ask, you seem to do the exact opposite. |
| 5x14 My Bloody Valentine Dean: (on phone) Cas, it's Dean. Yeah, room 31 C, basement level, St. James Medical Center - Castiel: (appears in front of him) I'm there now. Dean: Yeah, I get that. Castiel: I'm gonna hang up now. Dean: Right. |
| 5x16 99 Problems Sam: Are you... drunk? Castiel: No! (stumbles and leans against a pole) Yes... |
| 5x16 99 Problems Castiel: I found a liquor store. Sam: And? Castiel: I drank it |
| 5x16 99 Problems Castiel's Voicemail Machine: I... I don't understand... Why do you want me to say my name? (sound of random phone buttons being pushed) |
| 5x17 Point of No Return Castiel: I disobeyed so you wouldn't go to them! |
| 5x16 99 Problems Dean: Well if she's not a prophet who is she? Castiel (drunk and slurred): She's the ***** Dean: Jeez, Cas, tell us what you really think |
| 5x22 Swan Song Castiel: Hey, Ass-butt! (Throws bottle of flaming Holy Water at Michael, burning him up) Dean: Ass-butt? Castiel: He'll be back, and angry, but you got your five minutes Lucifer: Castiel, Did you just Molotov my brother... with Holy Fire? Castiel: Uh... no? Lucifer: No one dicks with Michael but me. (Lucifer snaps his fingers and Castiel explodes) |
| 5x22 Swan Song Sam: Take care of these guys, okay? Castiel: That's not possible. Sam: Then humor me. Castiel: Oh. I was supposed to lie. (chuckles) Uh... sure. They'll be fine, I... Sam: Just--just stop... talking. |
| 5x22 Swan Song Castiel: It's starting. Dean: Yeah, you think, genius? Castiel: You don't have to be mean. Dean: So, what do we do now? Castiel: I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol... just wait for the inevitable blast wave. Dean: Yes, well, thank you, Bukowski. |
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| supernatural1013 | Funny | 0 | Feb 7 2012, 1:06 PM EST by supernatural1013 | ||
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Its soooo funny that castiel didn't get wy it asked him to say his name!!! :)
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| Lucifer1992 | Best | 0 | Feb 9 2011, 4:10 PM EST by Lucifer1992 | ||
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These are definitely the best quotes ever :P
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| Winchester1983 | OMG FUNNY | 0 | Oct 14 2010, 11:24 AM EDT by Winchester1983 | ||
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OMG this is fricken HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE.......MY FAV ONE IS WEN HE'S LIKE I DONT GET Y U WANT ME TO SAY MY NAME....MY OTHER FAVE IS WEN RAPHAEL'S LIKE I WILL FIND U THEN CAS MAYBE SO BUT TODAY UR MY LITTLE BI*CH
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