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3x01 The Magnificent Seven
Dean:
All I see is the light at the end of the tunnel.

Sam: That's hellfire, Dean.
2x17 Heart
Sam:
Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?

Dean: I'm sorry, man, but what about a human-by-day, freak-animal-killing-machine-by-moonlight don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids.
Sam: Okay, Sparky, and you know what, after we kill it, we can go to Disneyland
.
3x02 The Kids are Alright
Sam:
So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick?

Dean: She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life.
3x02 The Kids are Alright
Sam :
You're a demon!

Ruby : Don't be such a racist.
3x03 Bad Day at Black Rock

(Dean has just ended a call whit Bobby about how they gona get Sams luck back)

*Dean turns around and look at Sam, who do a puppy dog face*
Dean: What?
Sam:I lost my shoe
2x13 Houses of the Holy
Sam:
Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.

Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact I hear that they ride on silver moon beams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
2x09 Croatoan
Sam:
Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?

Dean: Yeah! Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...
Sam: That's not school; that's Schoolhouse Rock!
2x11 Playthings
Dean:
You know she could be faking.

Sam: Yeah? What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
(Dean nods)
Sam: Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!
1x03 Dead in the Water
Sam:
Kids are the best?

Dean: Yeah. I love kids.
Sam: Name three kids you actually know.
(Dean scratches his head; Sam starts walking away)
Dean: I'm thinking!
2x13 Houses of the Holy
(
to Dean after he asks for more quarters for the vibrating bed)

Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
2x18 Hollywood Babylon
Dean:
What's a P.A.?

Sam: I think it's kinda like a slave.
1x05 Bloody Mary
Sam:
Why'd you let me fall asleep?

Dean: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
Sam: Lollipops and candy canes.
2x02 Everybody Loves a Clown
Dean:
I know what you're thinking: Why did it have to be clowns!

Sam: Gimme a break.
Dean: You didn't think I remembered, did you? Come on, man, you still bust out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television.
Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.
Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And apparently clowns kill.
2x03 Bloodlust
Sam, to Dean:
Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're
Mr. Sunshine…
2x04 Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
Dean:
I hear you, OK? Yeah, I'm being an ass and I'm sorry. But right now we've got a freaking zombie running around and we need to figure out how to kill it.

(Sam starts laughing)
Dean: Right?
Sam: Our lives are weird, man.
Dean: You're telling me.
2x07 The Usual Suspects
Sam:
You know, I think this is bothering me.

Diana: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Sam: (dismissively) No, not that. (smiling) That's pretty par for the course, actually.
3x04 Sin City
Sam
: (on Dean not eating the hamburger in front of him) You do realize there is red meat within striking distance, right?
3x11 Mystery Spot
(Sam puts down keys)

Dean: What the --
Sam: They're the old man's. (looks at Dean for a moment) Trust me, you don't want him behind the wheel.
(Sam and Dean look at each other)
Dean: So... what are we going to do?
(Sam looks around)
Sam: Hold on, let me get out Dad's journal.
2x20 What Is and What Should Never Be
Dean: B*tch!
Sam: Why did you call me a b*tch for?
Dean:You're suppose to say "jerk".
Sam: What!?
Dean: Never mind!!
1x12 Faith
Sam:
But if there was something there Dean, I would have seen it. I mean... I have been seeing a lot lately.

Dean: Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!
1x12 Faith
Sam:
(About Taser) How much do you have that amped up to?

Dean: 10,00 volts.
Sam: Damn!
Dean: Yeah, I want to make this Rawhead extra, freaking' crispy.
2x11 Playthings
Sam:
You're bossy.
Dean: What?
Sam: You're bossy... and short. (giggles)
Dean: Dude, are you drunk?
Sam: Yeah. So? Stupid.

1.01 Pilot
(Sam hang on a bridge pole panting he lost Dean)
Sam: Dean. Dean!
(Dean climbing out a dirty water)
Dean: What?!
Sam: Hey! Are ya alright?
Dean: I'm super!
(Sam laughs and got up)
(moment later Dean checking the Impala)
Sam: Car alright?
Dean: Yeah whatever she done it seem all right now. That Constance----What A B*tch!
Sam: Well she doesn't want us dig around that for sure. so where's trail go from here, genius?
(Dean still look ungrateful slap his hand on his lap and drip a little mud off him)
(One second Sam smell Dean)
Sam: You, smell like a toilet.
(Then Dean look down)





1x19 Provenance
Sam
: What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!!
1x10 Asylum
Sam
: Do you think Dad was texting us?

Dean: He's given us co-ordinates before.
Sam: The man can barely work a toaster, Dean!
1x18 Something Wicked
Sam:
An old person, huh?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: In a hospital. Whew, better call the coast guard!
1x18 Something Wicked
Sam:
Dude, dude, I'm not using this ID.

Dean: Why not?
Sam: Because it says "bikini inspector" on it!
1x17 Hell House
Sam:
I have a confession to make.
Dean: What?
Sam: I was the one that called them and told them I was a movie producer.
Dean: Well, I was the one that put the dead fish on their back seat.
2x14 Born Under a Bad Sign
Sam (possessed):
(singsong, to Jo) My daddy shot your daddy in the head.

2x21 All Hell Breaks Loose: Part I
Andy:
Sam? What are you doing here?
Sam: I don't know.
Andy: What am I doing here?
Sam: I don't --
Andy: Where are we?
Sam: Andy, calm down.
Andy: I can't calm down. I just woke up in friggin' frontier land.
2x03 Bloodlust
Sam:
(to Dean and the Impala) If you two want to get a room, just tell me.
1x10 Asylum
Kat: Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam:
I had a crappy guidance counselor.
1x10 Asylum
Dean: The gun's filled with rock salt, it's not gonna kill me.
(Sam shoots)
Sam
(possessed by ghost): No. But it'll hurt like hell.
3x11 Mystery Spot
(Dean almost gets hit by a car)

Dean: Wait, did he... ?
Sam: Yesterday, yeah.
Dean: And?
Sam: And what?
Dean: Did it look cool like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself.
Dean: Of course I peed myself, man gets hit by a car, do you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!

3x05 Bedtime Stories
Sam: (pointing to a pumpkin on the porch) Hey, check that out.
Dean: Yeah, its close to Halloween.
Sam: Remember Cinderella, the pumpkin turns into a coach, the mice that become horses.. .
Dean: (looking at Sam) Dude! Could you be more gay?
(Sam looks at Dean)
Dean: Don't answer that.
3x05 Bedtime Stories
Sam:
I came here to make you a deal.
Crossroads Demon: You're going to make me an offer? That's adorable.
Sam: You can let Dean out of his deal right now. He lives, I live... you live, everyone goes home happy. Or you stop breathing... permanently!


3x03 Bad Day at Black Rock
Sam:
(after losing his shoe, miserable) I lost my shoe.
2x10 Hunted
Sam:
These are .223 caliber. Subsonic rounds. The guy must of put a suppressor on the rifle.
Ava: Dude. Who are you?

2x13 Houses of Holy
Sam:
I know we do a lot of crazy things, but a Sponge Bob place mat as an altar cloth?

2x16 Roadkill
Sam:
Dean, I don't think she knows she's dead.
2x19 Folsom Prison Blues
Sam: (mocking Dean) I'm really pretty sure.


3x03 Bad Day at Black Rock
Dean:
I'm amazing... I'm Batman!
Sam: (sarcastically) Yeah... You're Batman.
1x04 Phamtom Traveler
(the boys have just bought suits)

Dean:
Man, I look like one of the Blues Brothers.
Sam: No, you don't . You look more like a seventh grader at his first dance.
3x16 No Rest for the Wicked
Dean:
What do you think?
Sam: I think you totally should have been jamming 'Eye of the Tiger' right there.
Dean: Oh, bite me.
2x15 Tall Tales
Sam:
Look, man, I know this all has to be so hard.
Frat guy: Not so much.
Sam: (deploying his puppy-dog eyes) But I want you to know… I'm here for you. You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here! (Sam envelopes the frat guy in a bear hug) You're too precious for this world!
1x01 Pilot
Sam:
No. Whatever you wanna say you can say it in front of her.
Dean: Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days.
Sam: Jess, excuse us, we have to go outside.
3x07 Fresh Blood
Sam:
You know what man? I'm sick and tired of your old stupid kamikaze trick.
Dean: Whoa, whoa. Kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja.
Sam: That's not funny.
1x17 Hell House
Dean:
People believe in Santa Claus - why aren't I getting hooked up every Christmas?
Sam: 'Cause you're a bad person.
2x05 Simon Said
Dean:
(deadpan) We hunt demons.
Andy: What?
Dean: Demons, spirits, things your worst nightmares wouldn't even touch. Sam here, this is my brother...
Sam: Dean, shut up!
3*1
Sam:
Hey, let me see your knife.
Dean: What for?
Sam: So I can gouge my eyes out.
Dean: It was a beautiful natural act, Sam.
Sam: It's a part of you i never wanted to see, Dean.
A Very Supernatural Christmas
Sam:
Actually, i have an idea.
Dean: Yeah?
Sam: It's, uh, it's gonna sound crazy.
Dean: What could you possibly say that sound crazy to me?
Sam: Um, evil santa.
Dean: Yeah, that's crazy.



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sammydean gage Sam 0 Aug 30 2012, 3:50 AM EDT by sammydean
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Dean ( to Sam ) : dude could you be more gage?
Sam : ( looking at him without saying any thing )
Dean : don't anser that .
j.k/superfan funnniest moments 0 May 19 2012, 6:30 AM EDT by j.k/superfan
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