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THE TWELVE STEPS OF SUPERNATURAL ADDICTS ANONYMOUS

1. We admit we were powerless over Supernatural and that our lives have become unmanageable because it's all we want to watch, talk about, write about, dream about ... you get the picture.

2. Not sure if we believe anything can restore us to sanity.

3. For better or worse, we have turned our will and our lives over to the care of Dean and Sam Winchester.

4. We have made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves to find out whether we're most like Dean, Sam, Bobby, Castiel, Ruby, John, Mary, Bela, Lucifer, Crowley, or any of the myriad other characters.

5. We have admitted, to ourselves and to any other human being who will listen, the exact nature and extent of the extreme addiction we face (except maybe at work ... and to some family members ... OK, let's face it, we often hide).

6. We may not be entirely ready to have this defect of character -- our SPN addiction -- removed!

7. If and when that ever happens, we will humbly ask to have our shortcomings removed -- but we can't think about that now!

8. There is a (usually long) list of all persons we had harmed (or forced to listen to us rant, or taken up time and space with SPN-related things, or annoyed) and eventually would like to make amends to them all -- or have them join us!

9. If these people won't listen to reason, they should be made to watch an SPN marathon to see the light for themselves, except if forcing them to do so would injure them or others (but how could it?).

10. We must continued to take personal inventory and when we are wrong about something regarding SPN, promptly admit it and post a retraction.

11. We seek through prayer and meditation to have the show last as long as possible (without jumping the shark) and, when it does have to end, that Jensen and Jared will make follow-up movies!

12. Having no idea how to deal with our SPN addiction, we seek the solace and companionship of others like us on the Supernatural Fan Wiki and we carry this message to those who haven't found this site yet, so they can benefit as well.


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Ileana_The_Bloody Supernatural on FRIDAYS?!?!?!?! 1 May 1 2012, 3:09 AM EDT by CassAndThWinchesters
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Is it true???? *uses Sam's puppy-dog eyes*

I'm not sure if I like this change! We have already dubbed Cass the Angel of Thursday!!!!!!!!!

Tell me so I can help others with this confliction!!!!!!! Please!
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swtndl81 The Twelve Steps of Supernatural Addicts Anonymous 2 May 28 2010, 12:56 PM EDT by SuperZu
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Youre a genius and a great sponsor!!! Thank you for this!! I know it will help me face my addiction.
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