Hell House Quotes
EPISODE 117: HELL HOUSE
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Boy#2: Want me to hold your hand? (offers his hand and she takes it) Are there any other parts I can hold? Girl: (gives him a look and lets go of his hand) Ew, shut up, you loser! |
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Boy#1: Oh look - it's the evil root cellar. | |
Sam: (hesitantly) Well, I knew we were gonna be passing through Texas, so, uh, last night I searched some local... paranormal websites and I found one. Dean: And what's it called? (Sam is reluctant) Sam: Hell Hound's Lair dot com. |
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Sam: That was your great idea? To burn the house down? Dean: Well, no one will go in any more. |
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Sam: Truce? Dean: Yeah, truce... at least for the next hundred miles. |
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Ed: Okay, we've got an obligation to our fans, to the truth... Dean: Well I have an obligation to kick both of your little asses. Sam: Dean, Dean, hey, hey, just forget it, alright. These guys... I could probably b*tchslap them both. |
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Dean: I don't know, Sam. I mean, I hate to agree with authority figures of any kind, but you know, the cops might be right about this one. | |
Dean: Why don't you tell us about that house - without lying through your ass this time? | |
Dean: Man, I hate rats. Sam: Would you rather it was a ghost? Dean: Yes. |
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Harry: What are you guys doing here? Dean: What the hell are you doing here? Ed: Uh, we belong here, we're professionals. Dean: Professional what? |
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Dean: Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it bit them in the pursqueeter. | |
Dean: What's the matter, Sammy? You afraid you gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again, huh? Sam: All right. Just remember you started it. Dean: Oh, bring it on, baldy. |
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Ed: Sweet Lord of the Rings – run!! | |
Ed: Woo! It's that pot we smoked earlier - gave me the giggles. | |
Dean: People believe in Santa Claus - why aren't I getting hooked up every Christmas? Sam: 'Cause you're a bad person. |
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Dean: I thought the legend said that Mordecai only goes after chicks. Sam: It does. Dean: Alright, well I mean that explains why it went after you, but why me? Sam: Hilarious. |
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Ed: This stuff right here — this is our ticket to the big time. Fame, money, sex. With girls. Okay? Be brave. Okay, WWBD. What would Buffy do? Huh? Harry: What would Buffy do? I don't know, but, Ed, she’s stronger than me. |
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Sam: It kinda makes you wonder. Of all the things we've hunted, how many exist just because people believed in them? | |
Dean: Looks like old man Murdoch was a bit of a tagger during his time. Sam: And after his time, too. The reverse cross was used by satanists for centuries, but the sigil of sulphur didn't show up in San Francisco until the '60's. Dean: Exactly why you never get laid. |
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Ed: (off-screen) Dude, I've got the munchies. | |
(after Ed and Harry have left, explaining that they have to meet a producer for rights to a movie) Sam: I have a confession to make. I'm the one who called them pretending to be a producer. Dean: That's great! I'm the one who put the dead fish in their back seat. |
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(Dean's hand is stuck to his beer) Dean: You didn't. Sam: Oh, I so did. (Sam holds up superglue) |
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(after Same played a prank on Dean) Dean: Is that all you got? That is weak! That is bush-league! |
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(Dean puts a spoon in Sam's mouth when he’s sleeping; Sam wakes up and is startled by it) Sam: Haha very funny. Dean: (laughs) Sorry, not a lot of scenery here in East Texas, kinda got to make your own. |
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(after Sam superglued a beer bottle to Dean's hand) Dean: I barely have any skin left on my palm. Sam: I'm not touching that line with a ten foot pole. |
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[after Dean puts itching powder in Sam's shorts] Sam: Man, I think I'm allergic to our soap or somethin'. [Dean laughs and starts to walk away] Sam: You did this? [Dean laughs again] Sam: You're a friggin' jerk! Dean: Oh yeah! |
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