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EPISODE 516: 99 Problems
Pastor Gideon: So, Rob tells me you boys hunt demons. Pastor Gideon: You missed a few. |
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| Castiel's voicemail machine: You've reached the voice-mail of... Castiel (on voicemail machine): I don't understand... why, why do you want me to say my name? |
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| Sam: I guess that's what it's like, huh? Dean: What? Sam: Having backup. |
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| Sam: No drinking, no gambling, no pre-marital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality. | |
| Dean: 'Course, that's if you can get past the velvet rope. Must be nice -- being chosen. Leah: Well, Dean... you're chosen. Dean: More like cursed. |
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| (Castiel appears in the motel room) Castiel: I got your message. It was long, your message. I find the sound of your voice grating. (Castiel stands wobbly) Sam: What's wrong with you? Are you... drunk? Castiel: Nooo! Yes. Sam: What the hell happened to you? Castiel: I found a liquor store. Sam: And? Castiel: And I drank it. |
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| Castiel: This creature has the power to take a human form, read minds. Book of Revelations call her the ***** of Babylon. Dean: Well, that's catchy. |
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| Dean: And the Enochian exorcism? Castiel: Fake. It actually means, "You, um, breed with the mouth of a goat". (Castie chuckles; the brothers look blank) Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian. |
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| Castiel: Her goal is to condemn as many souls to hell as possible. And it's just beginning. She's well on her way to dragging this whole town into the pit. Dean: Alright. So then how do we go Pimp of Babylon all over this b*tch? |
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| Castiel: The ***** can only be killed by a true servant of Heaven. Dean: Servant like...? Castiel: Not you, or me. Sam of course is an abomination. We'll have to find someone else. |
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| Dean: Heads up. (tosses Castiel a bottle of aspirin) Castiel: How many should I take? Dean: You? You should probably just down the whole bottle. |
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| Sam: Are you going to do something stupid? Dean: Like what? Sam: Like Michael stupid. |
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| Sam (to Dean): I got one thing, one thing, keeping me going. You think you’re the only one white-knuckling it, Dean? I can’t count on anyone else. I can’t do this alone. | |
| Dean (to Lisa): I have no illusions. I know the life that I live. I know how its going to end for me. Whatever. I’m okay with that. But I wanted you to know, that when I do picture myself happy, it’s with you. And the kid. | |
| Sam: Wanna go to church? Dean: You know me, down right pious. |
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| Dean: Where the hell have you been? Castiel: On a bender! Dean: Did... did he just say on a bender? Sam: Yeah, he's still pretty smashed. Castiel: It is not of import. We need to talk about what's happening here. |
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| Sam: Leah is not a real prophet. Dean: Well, what is she then? Castiel: The *****. Dean: Wow, Cas, tell us what you really think. |
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Thread started: Apr 8 2010, 10:00 PM EDT Watch Cas's voice mail quote.... priceless!!!! Cas+phones=funny Like the time he told Dean the phone was telling him he was running out of minutes. |
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