|EPISODE 413: AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL
|Barry: That's your brother with Amanda Heckerman? He's so cool.
Young Sam: Yeah, he thinks so.
|Young Dean: Kid's dead.
Young Sam: Dean.
Young Dean: I'm gonna rip his lungs out!
Young Sam: It's not a big deal.
Young Dean: Not a big deal? Sammy, look at yourself. If Dad was here...
Young Sam: He's not.
Young Dean: Well, I am. As soon as I'm finished with that dick...
Young Sam: Just shut up, okay? I don't need your help.
Young Dean: That's right, you don't. You could've torn him apart, so why didn't you?
Young Sam: Because I don't want to be the freak for once, Dean. I want to be normal.
|Young Sam: Any word from Dad?
Young Dean: He called this morning, says it's going to be another week, at least. We weren't supposed to be here this long.
Young Sam: At least you got Amanda. She's cool.
Young Dean: Dude, she wants me to meet her parents. I don't do parents.
|Dean: So what's our cover? FBI, Homeland Security, Swedish exchange students?|
|Dean: Today you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning. A game with one simple rule. Dodge. (nails kid with ball) Sorry.|
|(an athlete collapses on top of Sam)
Sam: Little help.
Dean: He's giving you the full cowgirl.
|Sam: Having fun?
Dean: (impersonating a gym teacher) The whistle makes me their god.
Sam: Right... nice shorts!
|Dean: I had to break into the principal's office to get this. Oh, and FYI, three of the cheerleaders are legal. Guess which ones.
|Dean: All right, everybody stay where you are. You'll be okay.
Jock on Bus: Aren't you the P.E. teacher?
Dean: Not really. I'm like 21 Jump Street. The bus driver sells pot. Yeah.
|Dean: Well, we'd really like to pay our respects, Mr. McGregor. Umm, you mind tell us where Dirk is buried?
Dirk McGregor Sr.: Oh, he wasn't. I had him cremated.
Dean: All of him?
Dirk McGregor Sr.: Well, I kept a lock of his hair.
Dean: Oh, that's... that's nice. Where do you keep that?
|Dean: Ghost getting creative -- well, that's super.|
|Mr. Wyatt: You know this assignment was non-fiction, right?
Young Sam: Yes, Mr. Wyatt.
Mr. Wyatt: So you and your family killed a werewolf last summer, huh?
|Dean: That ghost is dead. I'm gonna to rip its lungs out! Well, you know what I mean.|
|Sam: How's the non-violence assembly going?
Dean: Apparently shoving a kid's arm into a Cuisinart is not a "healthy display of anger."
|Dean: Go have your Robin Williams "Oh Captain! my Captain!" moment.|
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