After School Special Quotes
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EPISODE 413: AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL
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Barry: That's your brother with Amanda Heckerman? He's so cool. Young Sam: Yeah, he thinks so. |
Young Dean: Kid's dead. Young Sam: Dean. Young Dean: I'm gonna rip his lungs out! Young Sam: It's not a big deal. Young Dean: Not a big deal? Sammy, look at yourself. If Dad was here... Young Sam: He's not. Young Dean: Well, I am. As soon as I'm finished with that dick... Young Sam: Just shut up, okay? I don't need your help. Young Dean: That's right, you don't. You could've torn him apart, so why didn't you? Young Sam: Because I don't want to be the freak for once, Dean. I want to be normal. |
Young Sam: Any word from Dad? Young Dean: He called this morning, says it's going to be another week, at least. We weren't supposed to be here this long. Young Sam: At least you got Amanda. She's cool. Young Dean: Dude, she wants me to meet her parents. I don't do parents. |
Dean: So what's our cover? FBI, Homeland Security, Swedish exchange students? |
Dean: Today you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning. A game with one simple rule. Dodge. (nails kid with ball) Sorry. |
(an athlete collapses on top of Sam) Sam: Little help. Dean: He's giving you the full cowgirl. |
Sam: Having fun? Dean: (impersonating a gym teacher) The whistle makes me their god. Sam: Right... nice shorts! |
Dean: I had to break into the principal's office to get this. Oh, and FYI, three of the cheerleaders are legal. Guess which ones. Sam: No... |
Dean: All right, everybody stay where you are. You'll be okay. Jock on Bus: Aren't you the P.E. teacher? Dean: Not really. I'm like 21 Jump Street. The bus driver sells pot. Yeah. |
Dean: Well, we'd really like to pay our respects, Mr. McGregor. Umm, you mind tell us where Dirk is buried? Dirk McGregor Sr.: Oh, he wasn't. I had him cremated. Dean: All of him? Dirk McGregor Sr.: Well, I kept a lock of his hair. Dean: Oh, that's... that's nice. Where do you keep that? |
Dean: Ghost getting creative -- well, that's super. |
Mr. Wyatt: You know this assignment was non-fiction, right? Young Sam: Yes, Mr. Wyatt. Mr. Wyatt: So you and your family killed a werewolf last summer, huh? |
Dean: That ghost is dead. I'm gonna to rip its lungs out! Well, you know what I mean. |
Sam: How's the non-violence assembly going? Dean: Apparently shoving a kid's arm into a Cuisinart is not a "healthy display of anger." |
Dean: Go have your Robin Williams "Oh Captain! my Captain!" moment. |
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