|Dean: (just had a vision) That was about as fun as getting kicked in the jewels.|
|Sam: We're looking for iron, silver, salt, anything that can be used as a weapon.
Jake: Salt is a weapon?
Sam: It's a brave new world.
Andy: Well, I hope there's food in your new world, 'cause I'm friggin' starving.
|Dean: Don't forget the extra onions this time!
Sam: Dude, I'm the one who's gonna have to ride in the car with your extra onions.
Dean: Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.
|Sam: I thought we were supposed to be...
Yellow Eyed Demon: Soldiers? You are. But here's the thing. I don't need soldiers. I need soldier. I just need the one.
|Sam: What about my mom?
Yellow Eyed Demon: That was bad luck.
Sam: Bad luck?
Yellow Eyed Demon: She walked in on us, wrong place wrong time.
Sam: What does that mean?
Yellow Eyed Demon: It wasn’t about her, it was about you, it's always been about you.
|Andy: (reading Dean's receipt) D. Hasselhoff?
Sam: Yeah. It's Dean's signature. It's kind of hard to explain.
|Ava: (panicking) My fiancé, Brady, if I’ve been missing for that long he must be freaking out! (notices Andy)
Andy: Hey. Andy. Also freaking out.
|Jake: So, we’re soldiers in a demon war to bring on the apocalypse?
Sam: When you put it like that…
|Yellow Eyed Demon: You're awfully quiet, Sam... you're not mad at me, are you?|
|(Sam hears a noise and is about to turn the corner)
Andy: Sam... what are you doing here?
Sam: I don't know.
Andy: What am I doing here?
Sam: I don't know, just...
Andy: Where are we!?
Sam: Andy, look calm down.
Andy: I can't calm down. I just woke up in friggin' frontier land!
Sam: What's the last thing you remember?
Andy: Honestly... my fourth bong load.
|Ava: Sam, psychic abilities and spoon-bending... it's one thing. But demons?|
|Sam: Andy, you still with me, or what?
Andy: Give me a minute, I'm still working through "Demons are real."
|Ava: I just stopped fighting it.
Sam: Fighting what?
Ava: Who we are, Sam.
|Sam: I've seen that bell before. I think I know where we are now. Cold Oak, South Dakota, a town so haunted, every single resident fled.
Ava: Swell... Good to know we're somewhere so historical.
|Andy: I've been practicing, training my brain like meditation, right, so now it's not just thoughts I can beam out, but images, too, like anything I want. It's like bam, people they see it. This one guy I know, total dick. I use it on him... gay porn. All hours of the day. (laughing) It's just like, you just have to see the look on his face. (everyone's speechless)|
|Sam: We gotta gear up for the next attack.
Ava: Gear up? I'm not a soldier! I can't do that!
Sam: If you wanna stay alive you're gonna have to
|Sam: (to Lily, who accidentally killed her girlfriend) I'm sorry. But I've lost people, too. I have a brother out there that could be dead, for all I know. But the best way out of this is to stick together.|
|Sam: Crazy is relative.|
|Lily: I feel like I'm in a nightmare and it just keep getting worse and worse.|
|Dean: (to Sam as he's dying, seeing the wound) Hey, hey, look at me. It's not even that bad. It's not even that bad, alright? Sammy? Sam! Hey, listen to me, we're going to patch you up, okay? You'll be as good as new. I'm gonna take care of you, okay? I'm going to take care of you; I've got you, because that's my job, right? Watching after my pain in the ass little brother. (realizes Sam is already gone) Sam? Sam? Sam?! Sammy! No. No, no, no, no. Oh god. (pulls Sam's body against his) Oh god. (pause, then shouts) SAM!|
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