|(Dean is overjoyed to have his Impala back)
Sam: Look, if you two need time alone, just say so.
Dean: (to the Impala]) Don't listen to him, baby. He doesn't understand us.
|Dean: You all right, Sammy?
Sam: Yeah, I'm fine.
Gordon: Well, lighten up a little, Sammy.
Sam: He's the only one who gets to call me that.
|Dean: Go on. Clock me one.
Sam: Dude, you look like you just went twelve rounds with a block of cement! I'll take a raincheck.
|Eli: Why are we explaining ourselves to him?
Eli: We choke on cattle blood so they don't have to suffer. And tonight, they murdered Conrad. And they
Lenore: Eli, that's enough.
Sam: Yeah, Eli, that's enough!
|Sam: (sighs) Look, I don't want to bring you guys down, I'm just gonna head back to the motel.
Dean: (groans slightly) You sure?
Dean: Hey, Sammy! Remind me to beat that buzz-kill out of you later, alright?
|Dean: Did you check out that Barker farm?
Gordon: It’s a bust. Just a bunch of hippy freaks. Though they could kill you with that patchouli smell alone.
|Sam: Ready to go, Dean?
Dean: Not yet. (to Gordon) I guess this is goodbye. Well, it’s been real. (punches Gordon right off the chair)
Okay, I’m good now. We can go
|Dean: All right, open it.
Sam: You open it.
|Dean: (to Gordon) I might be like you, and I might not. But you’re the one tied up right now.|
|Sheriff: What newspaper did you say you worked for?
Dean: World Weekly News.
Sam: Weekly World News.
Sam: Weekly World News.
Dean: Wor... I'm new.
Sheriff: Get out of my office
|Sam: (to Dean) Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine.|
|Sam: I thought you said Gordon was a good hunter?
Ellen: Yeah, and Hannibal Lecter is a good psychiatrist.
|Sam: So... we're looking for some people.
Bartender: Sure, its hard to be lonely.
|Sam: Dean, get me a bucket.
Dean: Find something?
Sam: No, I think I'm going to puke.
(Dean looks at Sam with the "are you kidding" look)
Dean: Wait, lift her lip up again.
Sam: WHAT?!? Do you want me to puke, is that it?
|Sam: You know, you slap on this big fake smile but I can see right through it. Because I know how you feel, Dean.
Dad's dead. And he left a hole, and it hurts so bad you can't take it, but you can't just fill up that hole with whoever
you want to. It's an insult to his memory.
|(on finding fangs in the corpse's mouth)
Sam: Well, this changes things...
Dean: YOU THINK?!
|(Dean and Sam come in in white coats)
Dean: (sees that the name of the man that is sitting by the desk starts with J) Jhonn --
Man at desk: Jeff
Dean: Jeff, I know that...
|Dean: Dr. Dorkan needs to see you right away in his office.
Jeff: But Dr. Dorkan is on vacation.
Dean: Well he's back, and he's pissed, and he's screaming for you man, so I would (whistles and Jeff runs out)
|Dean: You're good... you're a monster pain in the ass... but you're good.|
|Dean: Sam, clock me one. Come on. Come on. I won't even hit you back. Let's go. (braces himself to be punched)
Dean: Let's go. You get a freebie. Hit me. Come on.
Sam: You look like you just went 12 rounds with a block of cement, Dean. (smiles and turns away)
Sam: I'll take a rain check.
|Dean: So I picked up this cross bow and I hit that ugly sucker with a silver tipped arrow straight in the heart.
Sammy's waiting in the car and me and my Dad take that thing into the woods and burn it to a crisp.
I'm sitting there and looking into the fire and I'm thinking to myself I'm sixteen years old, kids my a
ge worried about pimples, prom dates and I'm seeing things that they'll never even know, never even dream of.
So right then I sort of...
Gordon: Embraced the life.
|Gordon: Sam, Dean, come on in.
Dean: Hey Gordon, what's going on?
Gordon: oh, just poisioning Lenore here with some dead man's blood.
She's gonna tell us where her friends are. Wanna help?
Dean: look, man...
Gordon: Grab a knife, I was just about to start on the fingers.
|Dean: What part of 'vampire' didn't you understand, Sam? If it's supernatural, we kill. End of story. That's our job.
Sam: No, Dean. that's not our job. Our job is hunting evil. And if these things aren't killing people, then they're not evil!
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