|Sam: Didn't you pay any attention in school?
Dean: Yeah. How bills become laws, the shot heard 'round the world...
Sam: That's not school! That's Schoolhouse Rock!
Dean: .... Whatever.
|Dean: That was a little creepy, right? A little too Stepford?
Sam: Big time.
|Dean: Well, you are a handsome devil, but I don't swing that way, sorry.|
|Dean: Put 'em down!
Sergeant: Lower 'em down!
Dean: Put 'em down!
Sergeant: Are you one of 'em?
Dean: No! Are You?
Dean: You could be lying!
Sergeant: So can you!
Dean: Alright, alright!
|(Dean and the Sergeant are both pointing guns at one another)
Sergeant: What's going on with everybody?
Dean: I don't know.
Sergeant: My neighbor... Mr. Rodgers, h-
Dean: You've got a neighbor named Mr. Rodgers?
Sergeant: Not anymore.
|(Dean and the Sergeant are both in the Impala, and are staring and pointing handguns at one another, both suspecting that the other is infected with the virus)
Dean: Well this ought to be a relaxing drive.
|Duane: Has anyone seen my mom and dad?
Dean: (has shot and killed both) Awkward.
|Dean: Actually, we're not really marshals.
Doctor: (looks wearily from Sam to Dean) Okay.
|Sam: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done.
Dean: I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa? (shudders)
|Duane Tanner: You aren't gonna shoot me!
Dean: You're gonna shut your pie hole, or I still might.
|Sam: Dean, you're my brother, alright? So whatever you're carrying, let me help a little bit.|
|Dean: Right before dad died, he told me something. He told me something about you.
Sam: What? Dean, what did he tell you?
Dean: I can't tell you. I promised.
|Dean: Nobody is shooting my brother
Duane: He isn't going to be your brother for much longer. You said it yourself.
Dean: Nobody is shooting anyone.
Duane: You were going to shoot me.
Dean: You will shut you piehole or I still might.
Sam: Dean, they're right. I'm infected. Just give me the gun and i'll do it myself.
Dean: Forget it.
Sam: Dean, I'm not going to become one of those things.
Dean: Sam, we still have some time.
Sergeant: Time for what? Look I understand he is your brother, and I'm sorry, I am. But we got to take care of this.
Dean: Look, I am going to say this one time, if you make a move on him you will be dead before you hit the ground, you understand me? DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
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