|Dean: Come to the coast. We'll have a few drinks. Have a few laughs.|
|Sam: They're saying the set's haunted.
Dean: Like 'Poltergeist'?
Sam: It could be a poltergeist.
Dean: No, no, the movie 'Poltergeist'... You know nothing of your cultural heritage, do you?
|Dean: This map is totally worth the five bucks. Hey, we gotta check out Joey Ramone grave when we're done here.
Sam: You wanna dig him up too?
Dean: Bite your tongue, heathen... Hey, that's cool.
|Screenwriter: (after Dean saves his life) You're a hell of a P.A.|
|Tara: (after Dean leaves her trailer) You're a hell of a P.A.|
|Brad: Uh, excuse me, green-shirt guy? Yeah, yeah, you, come here. Could you get me a smoothie from craft?
Dean: You want a what from who?
|Sam: So what do you think?
Dean: Well, I think being a PA sucks, but the food these people get? Are you kidding me? I mean, look at these things, they’re like miniature philly cheese steak sandwiches, they’re delicious! (offers one to Sam, who looks grossed out)
Sam: Maybe later.
|Sam: How’s it going in here?
Dean: It’s going really good, man. Tara has really stepped up her performance. I think it’s probably from all the sense memory stuff she’s drawing on.
Sam: Sense memory?
Sam: Dean, you know when I ask how it’s going here I’m talking about the case, right? We don’t really work here.
|Tara: Why would a ghost be afraid of salt?
McG: Marty, what do you think?
Marty: I'm not married to salt. Are we still sticking with condiments?
McG: Mmm, it just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?
Marty: Maybe shotguns.
McG: That makes even less sense than salt
|Blonde Girl: But if they're in Hell, how can they hear us?
Guy: They must have super-hearing!
|Dean: Sam, check it out, it's Matt Damon.
Sam: Yeah, pretty sure that's not Matt Damon.
Dean: No, it is.
Sam: Well, Matt Damon just picked up a broom and started sweeping.
|Brad: Who says horror has to be dark? It’s kind of depressing, don’t you think?|
|Tara: Doesn’t that sound silly? Why would a ghost be afraid of salt?|
|(Trailer for "Hell Hazers II: The Reckoning")
Announcer: They never forgive. They never forget. And this summer they're coming back again to settle the score... AGAIN!
|Martin: I cannot believe there's an afterlife.
Dean: There's an afterlife all right. But mostly it's a pain in the ass.
|Walter: You two can leave, but Martin's gotta stay.
Dean: Sorry, can't do that. It's not that we like him or anything, it's a matter of principle.
|(Sam and Dean stop the fan)
Mark: You are one hell of a P.A.!
Dean: (smugly) I know!
|Sam: I wouldn't have done that if I were you.
Walter: Oh yeah?
Walter: And why not?
Sam: 'Cause you just freed them. We can't stop them now. Walter, you brought them back. Forced them to murder. They're not going to be very happy with you.
|Sam: You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. 'Cause, I mean, it kind of does|
|Sam: After seventy-five years, she suddenly goes homicidal. I mean, why now?
Dean: I don't know. Maybe she's mad they're making a scary flick.
Sam: Come on. Is it really that scary?
|Dean: What's a PA?
Sam: I think they're kinda like slaves.
|Sam: Does this look like swimming-pool weather to you Dean? It's practically Canadian!|
|Man's voice for movie trailer: From the producers of "Cornfield Massacre", "Monster Truck" ...
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