|Dean: Real funky town. You ditched me Sammy!|
|Sam: Are you okay?
Ava: Am I okay? I just helped you steal some dead guy's confidential file. I'm AWESOME!
|Dean: (chuckles) This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you.|
|Dean: Well, you son of a *****.
Gordon: (slaps him) That's my momma you're talking about.
|Sam: These are .223 Caliber, subsonic rounds, the guy must've put a suppressor on the rifle.
Ava: Dude, who are you?
Sam: I ah... I just I... I just watch a lot of TJ Hooker.
|Ash: And one other name, Scott Kerry.
Sam: What, you got an address?
Ash: Sort of. The Arbor Hills Cemetery in Lafayette, Indiana. Plot 486.
|Ava: (to Sam) Why can’t you just leave town, please? Before you blow up!|
|Ava: (to shrink) I just remembered, when I was a kid I swallowed, like, 8 things of pop rocks and then drank a whole can of coke. You don’t think that that counts as a suicide attempt, do you?|
|Dean: (seeing Sam through motel window) Thank God you’re okay. (sees Ava with Sam)Oh, you’re better than okay. Sam, you sly dog!|
|Sam: All right, so where to next, man?
Dean: One word, Amsterdam.
Dean: Come on, man. I hear the coffee shops don’t even serve coffee.
|Ellen: Now, Dean, they say you can’t protect your loved ones forever. Well, I say screw that -- what else is family for?|
|Dean: (as he finds Gordon taking sniper shots at Sam) You do that to my brother -- (kicks the rifle away and slugs him) -- I'll kill you!|
|Gordon: What, you think this is revenge?
Dean: Well, we did leave you tied up in your own mess for three days. (snickers) Which was awesome. Sorry, I shouldn’t laugh.
|Dean: Come on, man, I know Sam, okay, better than anyone. He’s got more of a conscience than I do. The guy feels guilty surfing the Internet for porn.|
|Gordon: Do it. Do it! Show your brother the killer you really are, Sammy.
(Sam slugs him)
Sam: It’s Sam.
|Dean: Well, Gordon should be reaching for the soap for the next few years at least.|
|Dean: Dude, you ever take off like that again...
Sam: What? You'll kill me?
Dean: That is so not funny.
|Sam: So if you really want to watch my back, I guess you’re going to have to stick around.
|Dean: What’s the point of saving the world if you can’t get a little nookie once in a while, huh?|
|(cops pull up and arrest Gordon)
Sam: Anonymous tip.
Dean: You're a fine, upstanding citizen, Sam.
|(After "lying" to Sam because Gordan has a gun on him)
Gordan: now was that so hard??
Dean:... Bite me.
|Dean: He told me to look after you, take care of you.
Sam: He told you that a millions times.
Dean: But this time was different. He said that I had to save you.
Sam: Save me from what?
Dean: He just said I had to save you,that nothing else mattered and if I couldn't...I'd...
Dean: Have to kill you. He said I might have to kill you sammy.
Sam: Kill me? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Dean: I don't know.
Sam: I mean he must have had some reason for saying it right? What? I mean did he know the demon's plans for me? Am I supossed to go to the dark side or something? What else did he say Dean?
Dean: Nothing else, that's it I swear.
Sam: Why could you not have told me this?
Dean: Because it was Dad and he begged me not to.
Sam: Who Cares? Take some responsibility for yourself Dean. You had no right to keep it from me.
Dean: You think I wanted this? I wish to God he had never opened his mouth. That I wouldn't have to walk around with this shouting in my head all day.
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