Long Distance Call Quotes
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EPISODE 314: LONG DISTANCE CALL
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| Sam: So you two were talking a case? Dean: No, we were uh, we were actually talking about our feelings. And then our favorite boy bands. Yeah, we were talking a case. |
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| Dean: Mrs. Waters, withholding information from the police is a capital offense. (Sam clears throat) In some parts of the world, I'm sure. | |
| Dean: Is that, uh, BustyAsianBeauties.com? Stewie: No... maybe. Dean: Word to the wise. Platinum membership -- worth every penny. |
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| Dean: Wow, you know, you'd think that Stanford education and a high school hook-up rate of 0.0 would produce better results than that. Sam: Hilarious. |
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| Dean: I just talked to an 84-year old grandmother who's having phone sex with her husband who died in Korea. Sam: Eww. Dean: Completely rocked my understanding of the word "necrophilia". |
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| Sam: I mean, Dad? You really think it was Dad? Dean: I don't know. Maybe. Sam: Well, what did he sound like? Dean: Like Oprah. It was Dad, he sounded like Dad, what do you think? |
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| Dean: (about John) I mean, what if he calls back? Sam: So what, if he calls back? Dean: What do I say? Sam: Hello. Dean: Hello?! That's the best you can come up with? |
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| Sam: (about demon) And it's following you because...? Dean: I guess I'm big game, you know? My ass is too sweet to let out of sight. |
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| Sam: So, what the hell is going on here, Dean? Dean: Beats me. Better find out soon. This thing's turning into Spook Central. |
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| Sam: Dean, it's not Dad. Dean: Then what is it? Sam: A crocotta. Dean: Is that a sandwich? |
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| Stewie: Yeah! That's what happens when you mess with the phone company, dillweed! | |
| (both have been beaten up) Dean: I see they improved your face. Sam: Right back at 'cha. |
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| Sam: There's nothing wrong with having hope, you know. Dean: Hope doesn't get you jack squat. |
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| Dean: And the only one who person can get me out of this thing is me. Sam: And me. Dean: "And me"? What, deep revelation, having a deep moment here. That's what you come back with? "And me"? Sam: Do you want a poem? Dean: Moment's gone. (both drink beer and stare at TV) |
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