Malleus Maleficarum Quotes

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EPISODE 309: MALLEUS MALEFICARUM

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Dean: I hate witches. They're always spewing their body liquids everywhere. It's creepy. Hell, it's downright unsanitary.
Dean: I mean, this doesn't exactly look like the TV room of a bright and stable person, does it?
Dean: Why does a rabbit always get screwed in the deal? Poor little guy.
Sam: (about Amanda) See, her house was littered with Satanic paraphernalia.
Dean: A regular Black Sabbath.
Elizabeth: No, that… but she was an Episcopalian.
Dean: Well… then we're pretty sure she was using the wrong Bible.
Dean: They killed the nut job, should we thank them or what?
Sam: They're working black magic, too, Dean. They need to be stopped.
Dean: Stopped like stopped? They're human, Sam.
Sam: They're murderers.
Dean: Burn, witch, burn.
Sam: Stop the spell or die! Five seconds.
Renee: What? No… please… don't kill us!
Elizabeth: We were just getting Renee a lower mortgage rate!
Dean: You saved my life.
Ruby: Don't mention it.
Dean: What was that stuff? God, it was ass. It tasted like ass.
Ruby: It's witchcraft, short bus. (she leaves)
Dean: (mutters) You're the short bus, short bus...
(Dean dying)
Dean: You want to kill me. Get in line, b*tch!
(Ryby saves Dean's life)
Ruby: Stop... calling me b*tch.
Ruby: Put a leash on your brother, Sam - if you wanna keep him.
Dean: What the hell were you thinking?
Sam: What? What the hell was I thinking?
Dean: She's a demon, Sam. We want them dead, they want us dead.
Sam: Look, I know it's dangerous, that she is dangerous, but like it or not, she's useful.
Dean: No! We kill her before she kills us.
Sam: Kill her with what? The gun she fixed for us?
Dean: Whatever works.
Sam: Dean, if she wants us dead, all she has to do is stop saving our lives.
...
Sam: Wait...you're mad at me because I'm starting to agree with you?
Sam: It's not so simple. We're not just hunting anymore. We're at war.
Dean: I saw Hellraiser, I get the gist.
Ruby: Actually, they got that pretty close. Except for all the custom leather.
Dean: So let me get this straight. You were human once. You died, you went to Hell, and you became a...
Ruby: Yeah. That's happens when you go to Hell, Dean. That's what Hell is. Forgetting who you are.
Dean: There's no way from saving me from the pit, is there?
Ruby: No.
Dean: So why'd you tell Sam you could help?
Ruby: To get him to talk to me. You Winchesters can be pretty bigoted.
Ruby: You need to help me get him ready for life without you. To fight this war on his own.
Dean: Ruby? Why do you want us to win?
Ruby: Isn't it obvious? I'm not like them. I don't know why. I wish I was, but I'm not. I remember what it's like.
Dean: What what's like?
Ruby: Being human.
Ruby: The answer is yes, by the way.
Dean: Sorry?
Ruby: Yes, the same thing will happen to you. It might take centuries, but sooner or later, Hell will burn away your humanity. Every hellbound soul, every one, turns into something else. Turns you into us, so, yeah... yeah, you can count on it.
Dean: Are you feeling okay?
Sam: (sighs) Why are you always asking me that?
Dean: 'Cos you're taking advice from a demon for starters. And by the way, you seem less and less worried about offing people. You know, it used to eat you up inside.
Sam: Yeah, and what has that gotten me?
Dean: Nothing, it's just what you're supposed to do okay, were supposed to drive the friggin' car, and friggin' argue about this stuff. You know, you go on about the sanctity of life and all that crap.
Sam: So you're mad because I'm starting to agree with you?
Dean: No, not mad, I'm... I'm worried, Sam. I'm worried 'cos you're not acting like yourself.
Sam: Yeah, you're right, I'm not. I don't have a choice.
Dean: What's that suppose to mean.
Sam: Look, Dean, you're leaving right? And I gotta stay here in this crap-hole of a world... alone. So, the way I see it, if I'm gonna make it... if I'm gonna fight this war after you're gone then I gotta change.
Dean: Change into what?
Sam: Into you... I gotta be more like you.

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godschild2630 Dean really IS the man.... 1 Nov 3 2009, 11:29 AM EST by aurora95
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Can you imagine watching Dean on tv every day? Thered be no reason to do anything else but bask in Dean's... yumminess everyday.. and 4 Sammy fans, the puppy will be out of the store window 4 fans to see!
btw, does any1 like Castiel? Isnt he delicious?

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