|EPISODE 405: MONSTER MOVIE
|Dean: It's like the good old days! An honest-to-goodness monster hunt! It's about time the Winchesters got back to tackling a straightforward, black-and-white case.|
|Dean: We still got to see the new "Raiders" movie.
Sam: Saw it.
Dean: Without me?
Sam: You were in hell.
Dean: That's no excuse!
|Dean: Room's paid for and it's Oktoberfest. C'mon, brother! Beer and bar wenches.
Sam: Pretty sure women today don't react well to the whole "wench" thing, Dean.
Dean: Hey, bar wench! Where's that beer?
Jamie: Coming up, good sir.
(Sam rolls his eyes)
Dean: Dude. Oktoberfest.
|Dean: Well, look at me. I mean, I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars, right? No bullet wounds, knife cuts, none of the off-angle fingers from all of the breaks - I mean, my hide is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Which leads me to conclude, sadly, that my virginity is intact.
Dean: I've been rehymenated.
Sam: Please. Dean, maybe angels can pull you out of hell, but no one could do that.
Dean: Brother! I have been rehymenated. And the dude will not abide!
|Jamie: You're funny.
Dean: I'm a lot more than that. I'd love to get the chance to get to show you the rest. What time do you get off?
Jamie: Ha, ha. Like I said, funny.
|Jamie: Try again tomorrow, g-man.
Dean: I wish I could. I don't think we're stayin' on the case.
Jamie: What? Is it too weird for you?
Dean: Not weird enough.
|Dean: Hey, you think this Dracula can turn into a bat? That'd be cool.|
|Jamie: So, you guys are like Mulder and Scully or something, and the X-Files are real?
Dean: No, The X-Files is a TV show. This is real.
|Jamie: So, is this what you do, you and your partner? Just tramp across the country on your own dime until you find some horrible nightmare to fight?
Dean: Some people paint.
|(Sam thinks Ed is shapeshifter, and tries to tear out his ear)
Sam: It's supposed to come off.
Ed: No, it's not!
|Pizza Delivery Guy: Uh, pizza delivery?
Dracula: Ah, you have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Uh-huh. That'll be $15.50.
Dracula: Tell me...
Pizza Delivery Guy: Yeah?
Dracula: Is there garlic on this pizza?
Pizza Delivery Guy: I don't know. Did you order garlic?
Pizza Delivery Guy: Then no. Look, mister, I've got four other deliveries to make. You want to just pay me the money so I can go?
Dracula: Of course. Yes. But I have a coupon.
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