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EPISODE 405: MONSTER MOVIE
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| Dean: It's like the good old days! An honest-to-goodness monster hunt! It's about time the Winchesters got back to tackling a straightforward, black-and-white case. |
| Dean: We still got to see the new "Raiders" movie. Sam: Saw it. Dean: Without me? Sam: You were in hell. Dean: That's no excuse! |
| Dean: Room's paid for and it's Oktoberfest. C'mon, brother! Beer and bar wenches. Sam: Pretty sure women today don't react well to the whole "wench" thing, Dean. Dean: Hey, bar wench! Where's that beer? Jamie: Coming up, good sir. (Sam rolls his eyes) Dean: Dude. Oktoberfest. |
| Dean: Well, look at me. I mean, I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars, right? No bullet wounds, knife cuts, none of the off-angle fingers from all of the breaks - I mean, my hide is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Which leads me to conclude, sadly, that my virginity is intact. Sam: What? Dean: I've been rehymenated. Sam: Please. Dean, maybe angels can pull you out of hell, but no one could do that. Dean: Brother! I have been rehymenated. And the dude will not abide! |
| Jamie: You're funny. Dean: I'm a lot more than that. I'd love to get the chance to get to show you the rest. What time do you get off? Jamie: Ha, ha. Like I said, funny. |
| Jamie: Try again tomorrow, g-man. Dean: I wish I could. I don't think we're stayin' on the case. Jamie: What? Is it too weird for you? Dean: Not weird enough. |
| Dean: Hey, you think this Dracula can turn into a bat? That'd be cool. |
| Jamie: So, you guys are like Mulder and Scully or something, and the X-Files are real? Dean: No, The X-Files is a TV show. This is real. |
| Jamie: So, is this what you do, you and your partner? Just tramp across the country on your own dime until you find some horrible nightmare to fight? Dean: Some people paint. |
| (Sam thinks Ed is shapeshifter, and tries to tear out his ear) Sam: It's supposed to come off. Ed: No, it's not! |
| Pizza Delivery Guy: Uh, pizza delivery? Dracula: Ah, you have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared. Pizza Delivery Guy: Uh-huh. That'll be $15.50. Dracula: Tell me... Pizza Delivery Guy: Yeah? Dracula: Is there garlic on this pizza? Pizza Delivery Guy: I don't know. Did you order garlic? Dracula: No! Pizza Delivery Guy: Then no. Look, mister, I've got four other deliveries to make. You want to just pay me the money so I can go? Dracula: Of course. Yes. But I have a coupon. |
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