|Dean: Young girl got kidnapped by an evil cult.
Sam: Yeah, and does this girl have a name?
Dean: Katie Holmes.
|Jo: (impatiently holds out a case file) Take it, it won't bite.
Dean: No, but your mom might.
|Dean: Ah! Should have cleaned the pipes.
Dean: Uh...the pipes should be clean
|Dean: Hunters don't tip that well.
Jo: Well, they ain't good at poker either.
Dean: -Stares at Jo as his phone begins to ring. He stands up and answers.- Yeah.
Ellen: -On the phone.- Is she with you?!
Dean: -Looks at Jo, silent for a second.- Oh, hi, Ellen.
Ellen: She left a note she's in Vegas. I don't believe it for a second.
Jo: -Stomps over to Dean.- You better not tell her.
Dean: I'm telling her.
-Jo and Dean begin whisper-arguing back and forth to each other as Sam watches.-
Dean: I haven't seen her.
Ellen: You sure about that?
Dean: Yeah, I'm sure.
Ellen: Well... if she shows up, you'll drag her ass right back here, won't you?
Ellen: Thanks honey.
-They hang up. Jo looks up at Dean and flashes him a big, innocent smile.-
|(Dean passing back and forth behind Jo, Jo twirling a knife in her hands)
Jo: (to Dean) Would you sit down please?!
(Dean after an annoyed look sits down)
Dean: Would you put the knife down?!
|Jo: You ripped off a cement truck?
Dean: I'll give it back.
|Sam: So, is this as glamorous as you thought it would be?
Jo: Except for all the pee-your-pants scares, yeah.
|Jo: So you gonna buy me dinner?
Dean: What are you talking about?
Jo: It’s just if you’re gonna ride me this close, it’s only decent you buy me dinner.
Dean: Oh, that’s hilarious.
|Dean: That’s ectoplasm. Well, Sam, I think I know what we’re dealing with here. (beat)It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.|
|Ellen: Guys, bad time.
Sam: Yes mam.
Dean: Yeah, we rarely drink before ten anyway.
|Ellen: (on the phone to Dean) No Ash told me everything. He's a genius but he folds like a cheap suit.|
|Jo: -On the phone with Ash.- Thanks Ash, and if you breathe a word of this to my mom... -Pauses.-That's right! I will... with pliers!|
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