No Exit Quotes

No Exit Quotes

Dean: Young girl got kidnapped by an evil cult.
Sam
: Yeah, and does this girl have a name?
Dean
: Katie Holmes.
Jo: (impatiently holds out a case file) Take it, it won't bite.
Dean
: No, but your mom might.
Dean: Ah! Should have cleaned the pipes.
Jo: What?
Dean
: Uh...the pipes should be clean
Dean: Hunters don't tip that well.
Jo
: Well, they ain't good at poker either.
Dean: -Stares at Jo as his phone begins to ring. He stands up and answers.- Yeah.
Ellen: -On the phone.- Is she with you?!
Dean: -Looks at Jo, silent for a second.- Oh, hi, Ellen.
Ellen: She left a note she's in Vegas. I don't believe it for a second.
Jo: -Stomps over to Dean.- You better not tell her.
Dean: I'm telling her.
-Jo and Dean begin whisper-arguing back and forth to each other as Sam watches.-
Ellen: Dean?
Dean: I haven't seen her.
Ellen: You sure about that?
Dean: Yeah, I'm sure.
Ellen: Well... if she shows up, you'll drag her ass right back here, won't you?
Dean: Absolutely.
Ellen: Thanks honey.
-They hang up. Jo looks up at Dean and flashes him a big, innocent smile.-
(Dean passing back and forth behind Jo, Jo twirling a knife in her hands)
Jo: (to Dean) Would you sit down please?!
(Dean after an annoyed look sits down)
Dean: Would you put the knife down?!
Jo: You ripped off a cement truck?
Dean
: I'll give it back.
Sam: So, is this as glamorous as you thought it would be?
Jo
: Except for all the pee-your-pants scares, yeah.
Jo: So you gonna buy me dinner?
Dean
: What are you talking about?
Jo
: It’s just if you’re gonna ride me this close, it’s only decent you buy me dinner.
Dean
: Oh, that’s hilarious.
Dean: That’s ectoplasm. Well, Sam, I think I know what we’re dealing with here. (beat)It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
Ellen: Guys, bad time.
Sam: Yes mam.
Dean: Yeah, we rarely drink before ten anyway.
 
Ellen: (on the phone to Dean) No Ash told me everything. He's a genius but he folds like a cheap suit.
Jo: -On the phone with Ash.- Thanks Ash, and if you breathe a word of this to my mom... -Pauses.-That's right! I will... with pliers!



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