|EPISODE 115: THE BENDERS
|Pa Bender: Tell me, any other cops gonna come lookin' for you?
Dean: Eat me. Oh no no no wait wait wait, you actually might.
|Dean: Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me. That's what this is about? You yahoos hunt people?|
|Pa: But the best hunt is human. Oh, there's nothin' like it. Holdin' their life in your hands. Seein' the fear in their eyes just before they go dark. Makes you feel powerful alive.
Dean: You're one sick puppy.
|Deputy Kathleen: (about Sam) Does your cousin have a drinking problem?
Dean: What, Sam? Two beers and he's doin' karaoke.
|Dean: Don't ever do that again.
Sam: Do what?
Dean: Go missing like that.
Sam: You were worried about me!
Dean: I'm just saying, you vanish like that again and I'm not looking for you.
Sam: Sure you are.
Dean: No, I'm not.
|Dean: (talking about Sam) When we were young, I pretty much pulled him from a fire. And ever since then I've felt responsible for him, like it's my job to keep him safe.|
|Deputy Kathleen: So you know his brother Dean Winchester died in St. Louis and was suspected of murder?
Dean: Yeah, Dean, kinda the black sheep of the family. Handsome, though.
|Deputy Kathleen: So, Gregory.
Deputy Kathleen: I ran your badge number. It's routine when we're working on a case with State Police, for accounting purposes and what have you.
Deputy Kathleen: And, uh, you just got back to me... says here your badge was stolen. And there's a picture of you.
(turns the screen towards Dean, on which there is a picture of a portly, African-American police officer. There's a long silence)
Dean: I lost some weight. And I got that... Michael Jackson skin disease...
|Sam: So you got sidelined by a 13-year old girl?
Dean: Shut up.
Sam: I'm just saying, getting a little rusty there aren't you, kiddo?
|Deputy Kathleen: Your, uh… your cousin's looking for you.
Sam: Thank god. Where is he?
Deputy Kathleen: I, uh… I cuffed him to my car.
|Dean: Demons I get. People are crazy.|
|(Dean's handcuffed to a police car)
Dean: I really need to start carrying paper clips.
|Nervous Kid: It sounded like a monster...
Mom: Tell the officers what you were watching on TV.
Nervous Kid: Godzilla versus Mothra.
Dean: Oh-ho.Yeah.. That's my favourite Godzilla movie. So much better than the original, huh?
Nervous Kid: Totally.
Dean: Yeah... (looking at Sam) He likes the remake.
Nervous Kid: Yuck!
|Sam: We should get an early start tomorrow.
Dean: Man, you really know how to have fun, don't you Grandma.
|Dean: Well, I'll say it again. Demons I get. People are crazy.|
|Hot Waitress: Can I help you with something?
Dean: Oh God, yes.
|Dean: It's okay, I'm not gonna hurt you.
Missy Bender: I know.
(Missy throws knife at Dean)
|Dean: [finding Sam and Kathleen in cages] Sam? Are you hurt?
Dean: Damn it's good to see you.
Officer Kathleen: How did you get out of the cuffs?
Dean: Oh I know a trick or two.
[checking the cage door]
Dean: Oh. These locks look like they're gonna be a b***h.
Sam: [pointing] Well there's some kind of automatic control, right there.
Dean: Have you seen 'em?
Sam: Yeah. Dude, they're just people.
Dean: And they jumped you? Must be getting a little rusty there, kiddo.
|Pa Bender: We give 'em a weapon. Give 'em a fightin' chance. It's kinda like, our tradition, passed down, father to son. 'Course, only one or two a year. Never enough to bring the law down, we never been that sloppy.
Dean: Oh. Yeah, well, don't sell yourself short, you're plenty sloppy.
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