|EPISODE 504: THE END
Dean: You know, it's kinda funny talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. You know, like watching a Hell's Angel on a moped.
Castiel: This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
|Dean: (to Sam) Lucifer's wearing you to prom.|
|Sam: I guess I expected more of a reaction -- panic maybe.
Dean: I guess I'm a little numb to to earth-shattering revelations at this point.
|Dean: (to Sam) We're not stronger when we're together -- I think we're weaker. Because what we have -- love, family, whatever it is -- they are always gonna use it against us. We're better off apart.|
|Zachariah: We'll let you marinade a bit. Three days.|
|Zachariah: This is what happens to the world is you continue to say no to Michael.|
|(to Dean 14, to prove that he really is who he says he is, by telling something only he would know)
Dean 09: Rhonda Hurley. We were 19. She made us try on her undies -- they were pink, satiny -- and you know what? We kind of liked it.
|Dean 09: You don't have to cuff me. What, you don't trust yourself?
Dean 14: No. Absolutely not.
Dean 09: Dick.
|Dean 14: (about finding the Colt) Took me five years. Tonight I'm gonna kill the Devil.|
|Castiel: (to Dean 14) What? I like "past you."|
|Castiel: OK, if you don't like "reckless" ... "insouciant," maybe?|
|Dean 14: Sam didn't die in Detroit. He said yes.
Dean 09: Yes? You mean...
Dean 14: That's right. The big yes to the Devil. Lucifer's wearing him to the prom.
|Dean 14: (to Dean 09) When you get back, you say yes. Say yes to Michael.|
|(Lucifer/Sam has just killed Dean 14)
Dean 09: Well, go ahead, kill me.
Lucifer/Sam: Kill you? Don't you think that would be a little... redundant? I'm sorry, it must be painful, speaking to me in this shape. But it had to be your brother. It had to be. You don't have to be afraid of me, Dean. What do you think I'm going to do?
Dean: I don't know, maybe deep-fry the planet.
Lucifer: Why? Why would I want to destroy this stunning thing? Beautiful in a trillion different ways. The last perfect handiwork of God. Ever hear the story of my fall from grace?
Dean: Oh good God, you're not gonna tell me a bedtime story, are you? My stomach's almost out of bile.
|Dean: Don't ever change.
Castiel: How did Zachariah find you?
Dean: Long story. Let's just stay away from Jehovah's Witnesses from now on.
|Dean: You're not fooling me, you know that, with this "sympathy for the devil" crap. I know what you are.
Lucifer/Sam: What am I?
Dean: You're the same thing only bigger, the same brand of of cockroach I've been squashing all my life -- an ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego.
|Zachariah: I got you now, boy, and I'm never letting you -- (Dean disappears) Son of a ...|
|Dean: Look, man, I'm sorry. I don't know, whatever I need to be, but I was wrong.
Sam: What made you change your mind?
Dean: Long story. The point is, maybe we are each others' Achille's heel. Maybe they'll find a way to use us against each other, I don't know. I just know we're all we got. More than that, we keep each other human.
Sam: Thank you. Really, thank you. I won't let you down.
Dean: Oh, I know it. And you are the second-best hunter on the planet.
Sam: What do we do now?
Dean: We make our own future.
|Chuck: So you're really from '09?
Dean 09: Yeah, afraid so.
Chuck: Some free advice, when you get back there, you hoard toilet paper. You understand me? Hoard it like it's made of gold. 'Cause it it is.
Dean: Thanks, Chuck.
Chuck: Oh, you'll thank me all right. Mark my words.
|Dean: Damn it, Cas, I need to sleep!
Sam: Dean, it's me.
Dean: Sam? It's quarter past 4:00.
Sam: This is important.
(Scene cut, Sam had told the story)
Dean: So, you're his vessel, huh? Lucifer's wearing you to the prom?
Sam: That's what he said.
Dean: Just when you thought you were out, they pull you back in, huh, Sammy?
Sam: So, that's it? That's your response?
Dean: What are you looking for?
Sam: I don't know. A-a little panic, maybe?
Dean: I guess I'm a little numb to the earth-shattering revelations at this point.
Sam: What are we gonna do about it?
Dean: What do you want to do about it?
Sam: I want back in, for starters.
Dean : Sam...
Sam: I mean it. I am sick of being a puppet to these sons of b*tches. (sighs) I'm gonna hunt him down, Dean.
Dean: Oh, so, we're back to revenge, then, are we? Yeah, 'cause that worked out so well last time.
Sam: Not revenge. Redemption.
Dean: So, what, you're just gonna walk back in and we're gonna be the Dynamic Duo again?
Sam: Look, Dean, I can do this. I can. I'm gonna prove it to you.
Dean: Look, Sam -- it doesn't matter -- whatever we do. I mean, it turns out that you and me, we're the, uh - the fire and the oil of the Armageddon. You know, on that basis alone, we should just pick a hemisphere. Stay away from each other for good.
Sam: Dean, it does not have to be like this. We can fight it.
Dean: Yeah, you're right. We can. But not together. We're not stronger when we're together, Sam. I think we're weaker. Because whatever we have between us -- love, family, whatever it is -- They are always gonna use it against us. And you know that. We're better off apart. We got a better chance of dodging Lucifer and Michael and this whole damn thing, if we just go our own ways.
Sam: Dean, don't do this.
Dean: Bye, Sam.
|Dean: What are you, stoned?
Future Castiel: Generally, yeah.
|(Dean sees Castiel popping pills)
Dean: (incredulous) Amphetamines?
Future Castiel: It's the perfect antidote to that absinthe.
|Dean: Oh well, if it isn't the ghost of Christmas Screw You.
Zachariah: Enough. Dean, enough. You saw it, right? You saw what happens. You're the only person who can prove the Devil wrong. Just say yes.
Dean: And how do I know that this whole thing isn't one of your tricks, huh? Some angel hocus-pocus?
Zachariah: The time for tricks is over. Give yourself to Michael. Say yes, and we can strike. Before Lucifer gets to Sam. Before billions die.
(long pause; Dean walks around the angel)
Dean: (with his back turned) Nah.
Zachariah: "Nah"? You're telling me you haven't learned your lesson?
Dean: Oh, I learned a lesson all right. Just not the one you wanted to teach.
|(Lucifer/Sam starts walking away)
Dean: You better kill me now!
Lucifer: (stops, turning back) Pardon?
Dean: You better kill me now! Or I swear, I will find a way to kill you! And I won't stop!
Lucifer: (quietly) I know you won't. I know you won't say yes to Michael either. And I know you won't kill Sam. Whatever you do, you will always end up... here. No matter what choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up... here.
(a single tear drops from Dean:'s eye)
Lucifer: I win. So I win.
Dean: You're wrong.
Lucifer: See you in five years, Dean.
(he vanishes with a clap of thunder)
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