|Sam: We saw the second-largest ball of twine in the continental U.S. Awesome.|
|(Sam calls his public defender Matlock minutes after Dean gives him the same comment)
Lawyer: (surprised) You really are brothers, aren't you?
|Dean: What do you think, Scully, want to check it out?
Sam: I'm not Scully, you're Scully.
Dean: No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.
|(to police recorder, when he is supposed to confess)
Dean: My name is Dean Winchester. I am an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.
|Sam: This is bothering me.
Diana: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Sam: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty much par for the course, actually.
|Sam: Wow, I'd say we've officially crossed over into weird.|
|Ballard: Unless... I just happened to turn my back, you walked away, I could tell them the suspects escaped.
Sam: Wait, are you sure?
Dean: Yes, she’s sure, Sam!
|Ballard: Sam, you seem like a good kid. It’s not your fault Dean’s your brother. We can’t pick our family.|
|Krause: I'm with the public defenders office. I'm your lawyer.
Dean: Oh, thank God. I'm saved.
|Krause: Do you understand how serious these charges are?
Dean: I’m handcuffed to a table. Yeah, I get it. Humor me.
|Sheridan: (about Dean) We can pin the whole thing on him. No trial, nothing, just one more dead scum bag.
|Sam: Anthony Gyles' body was found right about here. (reads) "Throat slit so deep, part of his spinal cord was visible."
Dean: (whistles) What do you think? Vengeful spirit, underline "vengeful"?
|(Ballard comes in to Dean's interrogation room)
Dean: Can we make this quick? I'm a little tired. It's been a long day, you know, with your partner assaulting me and all.
Ballard: I wanna know more about that stuff you were talking about earlier.
Dean: Time Life. "Mysteries of the Unknown". Look it up.
|Sheridan: You murdered them in cold blood just like that girl in St. Louis.
Dean: Oh, yeah, that wasn't me either. That was a shapeshifter creature that only looked like me.
|Sam: Well, we've got to salt and burn her bones. It's the only way to put her spirit to rest.
(Sam smiles widely)
Ballard: (deadpan) Of course it is.
|Dean: Pee break? So soon? You know, you might wanna get your prostate checked.|
|Dean: So they had you transfer me to St. Louis by yourself...at 2 o'clock at night. Yeah, this is can't be good.|
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