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(Dean reads stories about weird deaths from a newspaper; Sam isn't listening)
Dean: Hey! Am I boring you with this hunting-evil stuff?
Sam: No, I'm listening.
Dean: And here, a Sacramento man shot himself in the head... three times.
(holds up three fingers and waves them at Sam)
Dean: Any of these blowing up your skirt, pal?
Sam: I know where we have to go next.
Dean: Where?
Sam: Back home, back to Kansas.
Dean: OK random, where'd that come from?
Sam: I have these nightmares.
Dean: I've noticed.
Sam: And sometimes they come true.
Dean: Come again?
Sam: This might even be the thing that killed Jessica and Mom.
Dean: Alright! Just slow down, would ya? I mean, first you tell me you've got 'The Shining' and then you tell me that I've got to go back home, especially when...
Sam: When what?.
Dean: When I swore to myself I'd never go back there.
Dean: I'm just freaked out your weirdo visions are coming true.
Missouri: Sam, oh honey. I'm sorry about your girlfriend. And your father... he's missing.
Sam: How'd you know all that?
Missouri: Well, you were just thinking it, just now.
Dean: Where is he? Is he okay?
Missouri: I don't know.
Dean: Don't know? Your supposed to be a psychic, right?
Missouri: Boy, you see me sawing some bony tramp in half?! You think I'm a magician?! I may be able to read thoughts and sense energies in a room but I can't pull facts out of thin air.
Missouri: Don't worry about a thing, your wife's crazy about you. (client leaves) Whoo, poor bastard. His woman is cold-banging the gardener.
Dean: Why didn't you tell him?
Missouri: People don't come here for the truth, they come for good news.
Dean: (to his Dad's voicemail) Dad, I know I've left messages before. I don't even know if you get 'em. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence and there's something in our old house. I don't know if it's the thing that killed Mom or not... but... (tears up) I don't know what to do. So whatever you're doing, if you could get here... please. I need your help, Dad.
Missouri: You sensed it was here, didn't you? Even when I couldn't.
Sam: What's happening to me?
Missouri: I know I should have all the answers but... I don't know.
Missouri: Don't worry – Dean's going to clean up this mess. Well what are you waiting for, boy. Grab the mop. (Dean glares silently) And don't cuss at me!
Missouri: Is that an EMF?
Dean: Yeah.
Missouri: Amateur.
Missouri: Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon.
Dean: I didn't do anything.
Missouri: You were thinking about it.
Missouri: You two have grown up handsome. (looks at Dean) And you were one goofy looking kid. (Sam smiles)
Sam: You gonna be all right, man?
Dean: Let me get back to you on that.
Missouri: I don't know if you boys should be disappointed or relieved but this ain't the thing that killed your mom.
(Sam is being held against the wall by the poltergeist; Dean raises his gun to shoot the approaching fiery figure)
Sam: No don't! Don't!
Dean: What, why?
Sam: Because I know who it is. I can see her now.
Dean: Mom.
Mary: [smiling] Dean.
Mary: Sam. I'm sorry.
Sam: [bewildered] F-for what?
Mary: You get out of my house. And let go of my son!

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