|EPISODE 515: DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID
|Dean: Who gave you that name?
Digger: I did.
Dean: You gave yourself your own nickname? You can't do that.
Digger: Who died and made you queen?
|Dean: Do you know how many times we've called? Where've you been?
Bobby: Playing murderball.
Dean: What is that smell? Is that soap? Did you clean?
Bobby: What are you, my mother? Bite me!
|Clay Thompson: I can't believe you were gonna kill me.
Dean: You're a zombie.
Clay Thompson: I'm a taxpayer.
|Dean: Another Horseman. Awesome. Must be Thursday.|
|(Dean is eating pie in Bobby’s kitchen. There are pies are everywhere)
Dean: I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that you like pies. Did you bake all these?
Karen: I don’t know what it is. Since I got back I can’t stop baking.
Dean: When do you have time to sleep?
Karen: I don’t. Must be the excitement.
Dean: Or being dead.
|Karen: I remember everything, you know. When I died. That demon taking over my body... the things it made me do. And Bobby having no choice but to... well, you know what he did. I can see it in his eyes when he looks at me... the guilt. It weighs on him.
Dean: So why don’t you just tell him you remember?
Karen: I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say... you’ve never been in love. He’s my husband. My job is to bring him peace. Not pain.
|Dean: You got any more ammo? I'm low.
Bobby: Yeah, we got plenty. Just run back past the zombies. It's in the van where we left it.
Dean: A simple no would have been fine.
|(Dean and Bobby have locked themselves in a closet to keep the zombies from getting at them)
Bobby: Kind of a tight fit, don't you think?
Dean: It's all right, they're idiots. They can't pick a lock.
(the zombies pick the lock)
Bobby: Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
Dean: I'm making this stuff up as I go. Sue me.
|(Dean, Sam and Bobby are talking in front of Karen’s funeral pyre)
Dean: Hey, I don’t know squat from shinola about love, but at least you got spend five days with her – right?
Bobby: Right. Which makes things a thousand times worse. She was the love of my life. How many times do I gotta kill her?
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