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EPISODE 503: FREE TO BE YOU AND ME

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Jessica: What are you doing? Running away again?
Sam: Last time I wanted to be normal, and this time I know I'm a freak.
Jessica: I was dead from the moment we said hello.
Jessica: Things are never gonna change for you -- never.
Dean: Me and Sam are taking separate vacations for a while.
Dean: (to Castiel) You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?
Dean: (to Castiel) So, what, I'm Thelma and you're Louise, and we're just gonna hold hands and sail off this cliff together?
Dean: Do we have any chance of surviving this?
Castiel: You do.
Dean: Wow. Well, last night on earth. What, uh what are your plans?
Castiel: I just thought I'd sit here quietly.
Dean: Dude, come on. Anything? Booze? Women?
(Castiel looks away, clearly uncomfortable)
Dean: You have been with a women before, right? Or an angel, at least?
(Castiel shifts nervously in his seat, embarrassed)
Dean: You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud seating?
Castiel: I never had occasion, okay?
Dean: All right. Let me tell you something. There are two things that I know for certain. One. Bert and Ernie are gay. Two. You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go.
(Castiel looks around uncertain, then gets up and follows)
(Dean has brought Castiel to a brothel)
Castiel: This is a den of iniquity! I shouldn't be here.
(after the courtesan Castiel was with has run off)
Dean: What the hell did you do?
Castiel: I don't know. I just looked at her in the eyes and told her it wasn't her fault that her father Gene ran off. It was because he hated his job at the post office.
Dean: (slightly amused) Oh no, man.
Castiel: What?
Dean: This whole industry runs on absent fathers, it's, it's the natural order.
(bouncers appear at the end of the hall)
Dean: We should go. C'mon.
(they run outside, Dean doubles over, laughing)
Castiel: What's so funny?
(Dean puts an arm around Castiel's shoulders, Cas smiles uncertainly)
Dean: Oh, nothing. Whew. It's been a long time since I've laughed that hard. Oh. It's been more than a long time. Years.
Lindsey: (to Sam) No one has ever done anything so bad that they can't be forgiven -- that they can't change.
Dean: Just out of curiosity, what is the average customer wait time to speak to an archangel?
Castiel: Let's go.
(reaches two fingers toward Dean's forehead)
Dean: (steps back) Whoa whoa!
Castiel: What?
Dean: Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week! We're driving.
Castiel: I'm here, Raphael. Come and get me, you little bastard.
Raphael: (to Castiel) Did it ever occur to you that Lucifer brought you back?
Dean: So Daddy ran away and disappeared. He didn't happen to work for the Post Office, did he?
(Castiel stares at him)
Raphael: This is funny to you? You're living in a Godless universe!
Dean: (angrily) And? What, you and the other kids just decided to throw an Apocalypse while he's gone?
Castiel: A deputy sheriff laid eyes on the archangel.
Dean: And he still has eyes?
(Castiel appears right next to Dean)
Dean: Cas, we've talked about this -- personal space?
Dean: We're humans. When we really want something, we lie.
Castiel: Why?
Dean: Because -- that's how you become president.
Dean: (while killing a vampire) Eat it, Twilight!
Bartender: Is it me, or does it seem like the end of the world?
Sam: You're wrong. People can change. There is reason for hope.
Jessica: No, there isn't.
Sam: How can you be so sure?
(Jessica morphs into Nick / Lucifer)
Lucifer: Because you freed me.
Lucifer: I will never lie to you. I'll never trick you. But you will let me in.
Sam: Why me?
Lucifer: Because it had to be you. It always had to be you.
Lucifer: (to Sam) I will find you. And when I do, you will let me in. I'm sure of it.
Dean: What about me? Honestly? I don't know... I'm good.
Castiel: Even without your brother?
Dean: Especially without my brother. I've been so chained to my family, but now that I'm alone, hell, I'm happy.
(smiles, then looks around; Castiel has disappeared)

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