Heart Quotes
Dean: And the lunar cycles? Sam: Uh-huh. Month after month all the murders occur in the weeks leading up to the full moon. Dean: Which is this week, right? Sam: Hence the lawyer. Dean: Awesome. Sam: Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this? Dean: I'm sorry man, but what about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by night don't you understand? I mean, werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids. Sam: Okay, Sparky. And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland! |
(the brothers are interviewing Madison about her boss) Madison: You get a few scotches in him and he starts hitting on anyone in a five mile radius. You know the type. Sam: (glances at Dean) Yeah, I do. (Dean glares) |
(the brothers are checking Madison's boyfriend's apartment) Sam: Anything? Dean: Nah, nothing but leftovers and a six-pack. Sam: Check the freezer. Maybe there's some human hearts behind the Häägen Daz or something. |
(Sam is watching a soap opera with Madison) Sam: Wait, so, so Kendall married Ethan's father just to get back at him? Madison: Yup, and now she's set to inherit all the casinos that were supposed to go to Ethan. Sam: What a *****. |
Sam: What were you doing with Kurt? Madison: I don’t know. I mean, it’s not like he introduced himself like, “Hi, I’m possessive and controlling and I like to punch people, wanna be my girlfriend?” |
Sam: (answers his cell) Hey. Dean: I found him. Sam: Good, don't keep your eyes off him. Dean: (looks at stripper) Oh, my eyes are glued. Look Sammy I gotta let 'cha go I uh (clears throat) I don't wanna miss anything. (gives the stripper a dollar and hangs up his cell) |
Sam: Maybe she doesn't really know she's changing. You know maybe, maybe when the creature takes over, she blacks out. Dean: Like a really hot Incredible Hulk? |
Dean: Sammy, I don't think we got a choice here any more. Sam: What? Dean: I hate to say it, she's a sweet girl, but part of her is... Sam: Evil? Dean: Yeah. Sam: Yeah, that's what they say about me, Dean. So me you won't kill but her you're just gonna blow away. |
Madison: You know for a stakeout, your car's a bit conspicuous. |
(while Dean is leaving the room) Sam: He means well. Madison: You mean, he thinks you're gonna get laid. |
Dean: One of us should probably stay here with you just in case he stops by. (Madison leaves the room) Sam: All right, you go, I'll stay. Dean: Forget that. You go after the creepy ex, I'm gonna hang here with the hot chick. Sam: Dude. Why do you always get to hang out with the girls? Dean: Because I'm older. Sam: No, screw that. We settle this the old-fashioned way. (Sam and Dean play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Sam does rock, Dean does scissors) Sam: Dean, always with the scissors. (pats Dean on the shoulder and makes a pouty face) Dean: Shut up, shut up! Two outta three! (Sam sighs and does rock again and Dean does scissors again; Sam covers Dean's hand with rock) Dean: Gah! Sam: Bundle up out there, all right? (pushes Dean out) |
Madison: Sam, I'm a monster. Sam: No, I'm gonna save you. Madison: You tried. I know you tried. |
Dean: So I'm just gonna... head back to the hotel... watch some pay-per-view... or somethin'. (leaves while putting his fist in the air) Madison: That was smooth. |
Dean: (to Madison) How you doin'? My head feels great. Thanks |
Madison: What's going on? Sam: I'm not going anywhere. And neither are you. |
Sam: You're unusual. Madison: Unusual like... (makes crazy sign) unusual? Sam: No. No, no, no. Unusual like... impressive. Madison: You think so |
Sam: Can I ask you a question? I, it's, it's a little personal. Madison: You've seen my entire underwear collection. Go ahead. |
Dean: Let me guess. You're sitting on her couch like a stiff trying to think of something to say. |
(Sam is sitting at the kitchen table at Madison's apartment) Madison: Do you wanna sit on the couch? Sam: No. No, no, I'm okay. Madison: It's more comfortable. Sam: I'm fine. (Madison empties a laundry basket onto the table and begins folding a pair of lacy underwear) Sam: You know what? I think I will sit on that couch. |
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