|Dean: And the lunar cycles?
Sam: Uh-huh. Month after month all the murders occur in the weeks leading up to the full moon.
Dean: Which is this week, right?
Sam: Hence the lawyer.
Sam: Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?
Dean: I'm sorry man, but what about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by night don't you understand? I mean, werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids.
Sam: Okay, Sparky. And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!
|(the brothers are interviewing Madison about her boss)
Madison: You get a few scotches in him and he starts hitting on anyone in a five mile radius. You know the type.
Sam: (glances at Dean) Yeah, I do.
|(the brothers are checking Madison's boyfriend's apartment)
Dean: Nah, nothing but leftovers and a six-pack.
Sam: Check the freezer. Maybe there's some human hearts behind the Häägen Daz or something.
|(Sam is watching a soap opera with Madison)
Sam: Wait, so, so Kendall married Ethan's father just to get back at him?
Madison: Yup, and now she's set to inherit all the casinos that were supposed to go to Ethan.
Sam: What a *****.
|Sam: What were you doing with Kurt?
Madison: I don’t know. I mean, it’s not like he introduced himself like, “Hi, I’m possessive and controlling and I like to punch people, wanna be my girlfriend?”
|Sam: (answers his cell) Hey.
Dean: I found him.
Sam: Good, don't keep your eyes off him.
Dean: (looks at stripper) Oh, my eyes are glued. Look Sammy I gotta let 'cha go I uh (clears throat) I don't wanna miss anything. (gives the stripper a dollar and hangs up his cell)
|Sam: Maybe she doesn't really know she's changing. You know maybe, maybe when the creature takes over, she blacks out.
Dean: Like a really hot Incredible Hulk?
|Dean: Sammy, I don't think we got a choice here any more.
Dean: I hate to say it, she's a sweet girl, but part of her is...
Sam: Yeah, that's what they say about me, Dean. So me you won't kill but her you're just gonna blow away.
|Madison: You know for a stakeout, your car's a bit conspicuous.|
|(while Dean is leaving the room)
Sam: He means well.
Madison: You mean, he thinks you're gonna get laid.
|Dean: One of us should probably stay here with you just in case he stops by.
(Madison leaves the room)
Sam: All right, you go, I'll stay.
Dean: Forget that. You go after the creepy ex, I'm gonna hang here with the hot chick.
Sam: Dude. Why do you always get to hang out with the girls?
Dean: Because I'm older.
Sam: No, screw that. We settle this the old-fashioned way.
(Sam and Dean play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Sam does rock, Dean does scissors)
Sam: Dean, always with the scissors. (pats Dean on the shoulder and makes a pouty face)
Dean: Shut up, shut up! Two outta three!
(Sam sighs and does rock again and Dean does scissors again; Sam covers Dean's hand with rock)
Sam: Bundle up out there, all right? (pushes Dean out)
|Madison: Sam, I'm a monster.
Sam: No, I'm gonna save you.
Madison: You tried. I know you tried.
|Dean: So I'm just gonna... head back to the hotel... watch some pay-per-view... or somethin'. (leaves while putting his fist in the air)
Madison: That was smooth.
|Dean: (to Madison) How you doin'? My head feels great. Thanks|
|Madison: What's going on?
Sam: I'm not going anywhere. And neither are you.
|Sam: You're unusual.
Madison: Unusual like... (makes crazy sign) unusual?
Sam: No. No, no, no. Unusual like... impressive.
Madison: You think so
|Sam: Can I ask you a question? I, it's, it's a little personal.
Madison: You've seen my entire underwear collection. Go ahead.
|Dean: Let me guess. You're sitting on her couch like a stiff trying to think of something to say.|
|(Sam is sitting at the kitchen table at Madison's apartment)
Madison: Do you wanna sit on the couch?
Sam: No. No, no, I'm okay.
Madison: It's more comfortable.
Sam: I'm fine.
(Madison empties a laundry basket onto the table and begins folding a pair of lacy underwear)
Sam: You know what? I think I will sit on that couch.
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