|EPISODE 605: LIVE FREE OR TWIHARD
|Dean - "These aren't vampires; they're douche bags."|
|Dean - "You wanted emo chicks, I think we hit ground zero. Think she wears that little number to the beach?"|
|Samuel - "I didn't drive all this way to kill you, Dean. I'm here to save you."|
|Sam - "I should come with you."
Dean - "No. Dude, you wreak. You're like a walking hamburger."
|Kristen - "I'm the clumsiest person ever."|
|Kristen - "So, your place? Is there gonna be velvet?”|
|Sam (about vampire-decorated room) - "That's just ... uncomfortable."|
|Dean - “Ice cream comes in lots of flavors, Sam.”|
|Dean - "He's watching her sleep. How is that not rapey?"|
|Dean - "This is a national bestseller. How is that possible?"|
|Dean - “Try Lautner."
Sam -“Wait, he’s a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?"
Dean - “Are you kidding me, that kid’s everywhere. It’s a freaking nightmare."
|Sam - “These chicks are just throwing themselves at you. All you gotta do is, I don’t know, write bad poetry.”|
|Dean - “Are you wearing glitter?"
Fake Vampire Kid - “I only do it to get laid, man."
Dean - “Does it work? (Fake Vampire Kid nods). I’ll be damned."
|Boris (to Dean) - "You're pretty."|
|Dean - "Newsflash, Mr. Wizard: Vampires pee."|
|Dean - “I’m a monster. This is not a problem that you spitball. We gotta deal with this before I hurt somebody.”|
|Samuel - "It looks like your brother has some Campbell in him after all."|
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