|EPISODE 615: THE FRENCH MISTAKE
|Dean: I said Hey.
Balthazar: You did. Twice. Good for you
|Kevin Parks: We can clean up, reset the window, takes about 95 minutes basically.We’d have to blow off the scene where they sit on the Impala and talk about their feelings.
Bob Singer: Ha, right. You answer the hate mail.
|Dean: Oh crap, I'm a painted ****|
|Trish Evian: So Jared, season 6. You beat the Devil, lost your soul and got it back again, so tell us, what's next for Sam Winchester? and if you could, include the question in your answer. Thanks.|
|Dean: Dude, they put freaking make up on us. Those bastards.|
|Sam: We landed in some dimension where you're Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki.
Dean: So what now you're Polish?
|Sam: Should we be killing anybody?
Dean: I don't think so.
|Dean: Seriously, why would anyone want to watch a show about our lives?
Sam: Well according to the interviewer not many people do.
|Dean: I want to go home. I feel like this whole place is bad touching me.|
|Dean: Misha? Jensen? What's up with the names around here?|
|Dean: Raphael? Nice meat suit. Dude looks like a lady.|
|Kevin: Misha's celebrity tweet says it's a black market organ thing. I'm betting drugs.|
|Dean: Dear Castiel, who art maybe butting his ass away from Heaven, we pray that you have your ears on. Breaker, breaker?|
|Dean: Amen Padaleski.|
|Castial (Fake Castiel): Hola Mishamigos. J-Squared got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys.|
|Sam: Who puts a 300-gallon aquarium in their trailer?|
|(on the Jensen and Jared magazine cover)
Dean: Oh, come one. Look at these male-modeling sons of *******. Nice blue steel, Sam
|(on his fake Dean research)
Sam: It says you’re from Texas and, ooh, it says you were on a soap opera
|(on Jared's mansion)
Dean: nice modest digs, Jay-z
|Sam: so what I'm Dracula?
Dean: (after opening the tanning bed) George Hamilton Dracula
|Dean: Dude you have a camel in your backyard
Genevieve Padalecki: It's an alpaca, dumbass
|Sam: If there’s a key, then there has to be a lock. And when we find the lock we can get the weapons and then we can have the weapons. And the lock, also, we’ll have the lock I imagine because we opened it and of course the initial key.
Dean: We need to get all three of that crap.
|Dean: Dude, we're not even in America!|
|Dean: (while trying to act) Dean grimly, and yet somehow you have no problem with it.|
|Sam: Who wrote this? No one says "penultimate"|
|Misha: IMHO, J&J had a late one last night. ROFTLMAO|
|Misha: (tweeting) Ever get that feeling that someone's in the back seat? Frowny face.|
|Dean: Maybe we can’t get out of Earth #2 right now, but the least we can do is get the hell out of the Canadian part of it. If I hear one more conversation about hockey I’m gonna puke|
|Dean: What kind of douchebag names a character after himself?|
|Dean: We’re not actors. We’re hunters. We’re the Winchesters, always have been and always will be. And where we’re from, people don’t know who we are. But you know what? We matter to that world. In fact we even save the son of a ***** once or twice. And yeah, OK here maybe there’s some fans who give a crap about this nonsense, but, Bob Singer, if that even is your name, tell me this: what does it all mean?|
|Homeless man (who saw the murder of Misha): The scary man killed the attractive crying man.|
|Eric Kripke: Misha, right?
Bob Singer: Oh, I know, I know, it’s just awful.
Eric: Totally. Totally awful. It got us the front page of Variety, though, did you see that?
Bob: Front page? Really?
Eric: Yeah, yeah.
Bob: But tragic.
Eric: Yeah, tragic, that’s what I was gonna say.
|Misha: (sees Sam’s priority package) Ooh, priority. What’s in it?
Sam: I bought part of a dead person.
Misha: Oh, cool.
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