|EPISODE 302: THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT
|Sam: That knife you had... you can kill demons with that thing?
Ruby: Sure comes in handy when you have to swoop in and save the damsel in distress.
Sam: Where you get it?
|Dean: (points to large kid with Ben's game) Is that Humphrey? The one that needs to lay off the burgers?|
|(about the moon-bounce)
Ben: You know who else thinks they're awesome? Chicks! It's like hot-chick city out there!
|Dean: What? Someone had to teach him to kick a bully in the nads|
|Sam: How many dying wishes are you going to get?
Dean: As many as I can squeeze out.
|Sam: Why are you following me?
Ruby: I'm interested in you.
Ruby: Because you're tall. I love a tall man!
|Dean: Y’know how I never mentioned my job? This is my job.
Lisa: I so didn’t want to know that.
|Sam: So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick?
Dean: She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life!
|Sam: (trying to cover up his phone call) Oh, I was just ordering pizza.
Dean: Dude, you do realize that you’re in a restaurant?
Sam: Yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah... (lamely) I just felt like pizza, y’know?
Dean: Okay... Weirdy McWeirderton.
|Sam: You're a demon!
Ruby: Don't be such a racist.
|Dean: Come on, smile, Sam. God knows I'm going to be smiling after 24 hours with Gumby girl. (chuckles)Gumby Girl... does that make me Pokey?|
|Dean: Hey. So, I, uh, met Ben. Cool kid.
Dean: You know, I couldn't help but notice that, uh, he's turning 8. You and me... you know.
Lisa: You're not trying to ask me if he's yours?
Dean: No. No, of course not. He's not, is he?
Lisa: What? No.
|Sam: Why would you possibly want to help me?
Ruby: I have my reasons. Not all demons are the same, Sam. Not all of us want the same thing. Me? I wanna help you from time to time. That's all... If you let me, there's something in it for you.
Sam: What could you possibly...
Ruby: I could help you save your brother.
|Lisa: Ben may not be your kid, but he wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for you. That's a lot, if you ask me.
Dean: You know, just for the record, you got a great kid. I would have been proud to be his dad.
|Dean: We'll just drag the kids, lay them out, torch them in the front lawn. That'll play great with the neighbors.|
|Ben: No, don't go over there. Only ******* send a grown-up.
Dean: You're not wrong.
Ben: And I'm not a *****.
|Ruby: (eating a french fry) Ummm, these are amazing. It's like deep fried crack. Try some.|
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