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EPISODE 302: THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT
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| Sam: That knife you had... you can kill demons with that thing? Ruby: Sure comes in handy when you have to swoop in and save the damsel in distress. Sam: Where you get it? Ruby: Skymail. |
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| Dean: (points to large kid with Ben's game) Is that Humphrey? The one that needs to lay off the burgers? | |
| (about the moon-bounce) Ben: You know who else thinks they're awesome? Chicks! It's like hot-chick city out there! |
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| Dean: What? Someone had to teach him to kick a bully in the nads | |
| Sam: How many dying wishes are you going to get? Dean: As many as I can squeeze out. |
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| Sam: Why are you following me? Ruby: I'm interested in you. Sam: Why? Ruby: Because you're tall. I love a tall man! |
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| Dean: Y’know how I never mentioned my job? This is my job. Lisa: I so didn’t want to know that. |
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| Sam: So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick? Dean: She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life! |
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| Sam: (trying to cover up his phone call) Oh, I was just ordering pizza. Dean: Dude, you do realize that you’re in a restaurant? Sam: Yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah... (lamely) I just felt like pizza, y’know? Dean: Okay... Weirdy McWeirderton. |
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| Sam: You're a demon! Ruby: Don't be such a racist. |
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| Dean: Come on, smile, Sam. God knows I'm going to be smiling after 24 hours with Gumby girl. (chuckles)Gumby Girl... does that make me Pokey? | |
| Dean: Hey. So, I, uh, met Ben. Cool kid. Lisa: Yeah. Dean: You know, I couldn't help but notice that, uh, he's turning 8. You and me... you know. Lisa: You're not trying to ask me if he's yours? Dean: No. No, of course not. He's not, is he? Lisa: What? No. Dean: Right. |
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| Sam: Why would you possibly want to help me? Ruby: I have my reasons. Not all demons are the same, Sam. Not all of us want the same thing. Me? I wanna help you from time to time. That's all... If you let me, there's something in it for you. Sam: What could you possibly... Ruby: I could help you save your brother. |
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| Lisa: Ben may not be your kid, but he wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for you. That's a lot, if you ask me. Dean: You know, just for the record, you got a great kid. I would have been proud to be his dad. |
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| Dean: We'll just drag the kids, lay them out, torch them in the front lawn. That'll play great with the neighbors. | |
| Ben: No, don't go over there. Only ******* send a grown-up. Dean: You're not wrong. Ben: And I'm not a *****. |
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| Ruby: (eating a french fry) Ummm, these are amazing. It's like deep fried crack. Try some. | |
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