Two and a Half Men Quotes
EPISODE 602: TWO AND A HALF MEN
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Sam: Seatbelt. Dean: What am I in the third grade? A car should drive not be a little bitch. |
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Dean: Maybe I shouldn't go. Lisa : It's okay. You want to go, so go. Dean : You know what, Sam can handle this. Lisa : Dean, no offense, but if you don't walk out that door, I'm going to shoot you. |
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Sam: Dean make it stop. Dean: How? Sam: Everyone's staring at us like we're child abusers! Feed it! Dean: We fed it! |
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(changing a baby) Dean : This is like defusing an IED with poop |
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Dean (attempting to put Bobby John in the car seat): Who designed this thing? Nasa?! | |
Dean: I'm not shoving anybody into this life. Okay, this is temporary. Sam : Dad always said it was temporary, Dean. He said it for 22 years. |
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Sam: Huh? Dean: What? Sam: You're just uh..actually not awful...at that. Dean: Dude, I'm barely keeping that thing alive. |
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Dean: You want to bring it to a bunch of hunters. Sam : Not just hunters, Dean. They're our family. Dean : We don't know them. Sam : I do. Not every hunter is a head case. I mean, Samuel is actually a lot like you. Dean : I'm a freaking head case. |
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Dean (giving Bobby John a taste of liquor off his finger): It's good isn't it? | |
Gwen(to Bobby John): Aren't you the best disguise a monster every wore. | |
Dean: You all are joking right? You can't Angelina Jolie a shapeshifter! | |
Samuel: Why can't you give me an inch of trust, Dean? Dean: Maybe because you two are suddenly back from the dead and I seem to be the only one wants to know how the hell that happened! |
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Samuel (to Christian): Congrats, it's a boy...sometimes. | |
Dean (to Christian): You have no business raising anything! Sam: Why Dean? Because he's a hunter? |
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Dean: What the hell does it want with babies anyways? Samuel: Softball team? I got no clue. |
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Dean: Was that the plan to use the baby as bait? Sam (shifty like): Of course not! |
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