|EPISODE 406: YELLOW FEVER
|Dean: We just wanna see the results of Frank's autopsy.
Doctor: What autopsy?
Dean: (smirks) The one you're gonna do.
|(during autopsy something splashes on Sam)
Coroner: Oh, sorry. Spleen juice.
|Sheriff Britton: Me and Frank, we were friends. Hell, we were Gamecocks. (Dean snickers) That's our softball team's name.
Sheriff Britton: They're majestic animals
|Snake Guy: Tyler and Perry. Like Aerosmith!
Sam: Yeah, small world.
|Snake Guy: (about the Wicked Witch of the West from Wizard of Oz) He said that green b*tch was totally out to get him.|
|Sam: Dude, you're going 20.
Sam: That's the speed limit.
Dean: What? Safety's a crime now?
|Sam: Dude, where are you going? That was our hotel.
Dean: Sam, I'm not going to make a left hand turn into on coming traffic. I'm not suicidal. Did I just say that? That's kind of weird.
|Dean: Am I haunted? Am I haunted?|
|Sam: It's ghost sickness.
Dean: Ghost sickness?
Dean: God, no.
Dean: I don't even know what that is.
|Sam: Basically they were all dicks.
Dean: So, you're saying I'm a dick?
|Dean: I don't scare people.
Sam: Dean, all we do is scare people.
Dean: Well, then you're a dick too.
Sam: Apparently I'm not.
|(Dean's been in the parking lot of the motel)
Sam: What are you doing waiting out here anyway?
Dean: Our room is on the fourth floor... That's high.
|Sam: How ya feelin'?
Dean: Awesome. It's nice to have my head on the chopping block again, I almost forgot what that feels like. It's friggin' delightful.
|Sam: We've been ignoring the biggest clue we had. You...!
Dean: ... I don't wanna be a clue!
|Dean: Let's do this!
(opens trunk, then looks over at the factory)
Dean: It's a little spooky, isn't it?
(Sam holds out a pistol for Dean to take)
Dean: Oh, I'm not carrying that.
(Sam looks confused)
Dean: It could go off! I'll man the flashlight.
Sam: You do that.
|(a cat jumps out of a closet; Dean screams high-pitched)
Dean: That was scary!
|Dean: This isn't gonna work. I mean, come on, these badges are fake, what if we get busted, we could go to jail!
Sam: Dean, shhh! Calm down. Deep breath, okay?
(Dean takes a deep breath)
Sam: Okay, you feel better?
(Dean shakes his head)
Sam: Just... come on.
|(the boys hand there badges to John Luther)
Dean: Those are real. Obviously. I mean, who would pretend to be an FBI agent, huh? That's just nutty.
|Dean: I mean, come on Sam. What are we doing?
Sam: We're hunting a ghost.
Dean: A ghost, exactly. Who does that?
Dean: Us, right. And that Sam is exactly why our lives suck. I mean come on, we hunt monsters. What the hell? Normal people, they see a monster and they run, not us. No, no, no we search out things that want to kill us, yeah, huh, or eat us. You know who does that? Crazy people. We are insane.
Dean: And then there's the bad diner food. And the skeevy motel rooms. And then the truck stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean who wants this life Sam? Huh? Seriously? I mean do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day every day? I don't think so. I mean, I drive too fast and listen to the same five albums over and over and over again and... and... and I sing along and I know I'm annoying and I know that. And you, you're gassy. You eat half a burrito and you're toxic. I mean, you know what?
(throws keys to Sam)
Dean: You can forget it.
Sam: Whoa, Dean. Where are you going?
Dean: Stay away from me, Sam. Okay? 'Cause I am done with it. I'm done with the monsters and the hellhounds and the ghost sickness and the damn apocalypse! I'm out. I'm done. I quit.
|Sam: You can read Japanese?
Bobby: (Answers in Japanese)
Sam: Guess so, show-off.
|Dean: On the up-side, I'm still alive, so, uh, go team!|
|Sam: How're you feeling, by the way?
Bobby: You sure, Dean? 'Cause this line of work can get awful scary.
Dean: I'm fine. What, you wanna go hunting? I'll hunt. I'll kill anything.
Bobby: He's adorable.
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