EPISODE 114: NIGHTMARE Sam: When Max locked me in that closet, that big cabinet against the door, I moved it. Dean: You have a little bit more upper body strength than I give you credit for! Sam: No, I mean I moved it… like Max. -There’s a pause as Dean tries process this.- Dean: Oh….
EPISODE 112 : FAITH Dean : Have you ever watched daytime TV? It’s terrible. Sam : (sighs) I talked to your doctor. Dean : That…
EPISODE 113: ROUTE 666 Sam: You mean you dated someone? For more than one night? Dean: Am I speaking in a language you’re not getting here? Sam: By an old friend, you mean… Dean: A friend that’s not new. Sam: Yeah, thanks. Sam: You TOLD her?! The big family secret? Rule number one – we…
EPISODE 111: SCARECROW Dean:(To scarecrow) Dude, you fugly. Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it! Dean: You’re a selfish bastard, you know that? You just do whatever you want. Don’t care what anybody thinks. Sam: That’s what you really think? Dean: Yes, it is. Sam: Well, then this selfish bastard is going…
EPISODE 110: ASYLUM Dean: (talking about his dad) You know, I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda. Sam: Do you think Dad’s sending us coordinates? Dean: He’s done it before… Sam: The man can barely use a toaster, Dean. Dean: The log book said he had some sort of hidden…
EPISODE 109: HOME (Dean reads stories about weird deaths from a newspaper; Sam isn’t listening) Dean: Hey! Am I boring you with this hunting-evil stuff? Sam: No, I’m listening. Dean: And here, a Sacramento man shot himself in the head… three times. (holds up three fingers and waves them at Sam) Dean: Any of these…
EPISODE 108: BUGS Sam: Well, Dad never treated you like that, you were perfect. He was all over my case. You don’t remember? Dean: Well, maybe he had to raise his voice, but sometimes you were out of line. Sam: Right! Right, like when I said I’d rather play soccer than learn bow hunting. Dean:…
EPISODE 107: HOOKMAN (preparing to search) Dean: Alright, take your pick. Sam: I’ll take the house. Dean: Okay. Hey, stay out of her underwear drawer. (at a frat party) Dean: Man, you’ve been holding out on me, this college thing is awesome! Sam: This wasn’t really my experience. Dean: Let me guess – libraries, studying,…
EPISODE 106: SKIN Dean:: …then head south, Bisbee by midnight. (seeing no reaction from Sam) Sam wears women’s underwear. Sam: I got this email from this girl Rebecca Warren, one of those friends of mine. Dean: Is she hot? Sam: I went to school with her and her brother Zack. She says Zack’s been charged…
EPISODE 105: BLOODY MARY Sam: I take it I was having another nightmare. Dean: Yeah. Another one. Sam: Hey, at least I got some sleep. (Sam has just bribed a man with some money) Dean: Dude, I earned that money. Sam: You won it at a poker game. Dean: Ye-eah. Sam: Now, the newspaper said…