Sam: (demon had just left Sam’s body) Did I miss anything? Dean:Sam… (punches him) Dean: You OK? (Sam doesn’t answer) Sam? That you in there? Sam: Dean, back from the dead. Getting to be a regular thing for you, isn’t it? Like a cockroach. Dean: How ’bout I smack that smartass right out of your…
Dean: You know what, there’s a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass! Sam: Wait. there’s no such thing as unicorns? Dean: That’s cute. (Sam enters the motel room, while Dean is sitting on the bed listening…
Dean: I like him [the security guard], he says ‘okey-dokey’. Sam: What if he’s the shifter? Dean: We follow him home, put a silver bullet in his chest. Dean: Freaking cops. Sam: They are just doing their job, Dean. Dean: No, they are doing our job, only they don’t know it, so they suck at…
Dean: (walks into their room. Sam is sitting in a chair looking down.) we got another one. Some guy just hung himself in his room. Sam: (quietly) yeah i saw. Dean: we gotta figure this out and fast. so what did ya find out about granny? Sam: YOU’RE BOSSY! Dean: what? Sam: you’re bossy…..and short!…
Dean: Real funky town. You ditched me Sammy! Sam: Are you okay? Ava: Am I okay? I just helped you steal some dead guy’s confidential file. I’m AWESOME! Dean: (chuckles) This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you. Dean: Well, you son of a *****. Gordon: (slaps him) That’s my momma you’re…
Sam: Didn’t you pay any attention in school? Dean: Yeah. How bills become laws, the shot heard ’round the world… Sam: That’s not school! That’s Schoolhouse Rock! Dean: …. Whatever. Dean: That was a little creepy, right? A little too Stepford? Sam: Big time. Dean: Well, you are a handsome devil, but I don’t swing…
Sam: So much for a low profile. You’ve got a warrant in St. Louis, and now you’re officially in the Feds’ database. Dean: Dude, I’m like Dillinger or something. Sam: Dean, it’s not funny. Makes the job harder. We’ve got to be more careful now. Dean: Well, what have they got on you? Sam: I’m…
Sam: We saw the second-largest ball of twine in the continental U.S. Awesome. (Sam calls his public defender Matlock minutes after Dean gives him the same comment) Lawyer: (surprised) You really are brothers, aren’t you? Dean: What do you think, Scully, want to check it out? Sam: I’m not Scully, you’re Scully. Dean: No, I’m…
Dean: Young girl got kidnapped by an evil cult. Sam: Yeah, and does this girl have a name? Dean: Katie Holmes. Jo: (impatiently holds out a case file) Take it, it won’t bite. Dean: No, but your mom might. Dean: Ah! Should have cleaned the pipes. Jo: What? Dean: Uh…the pipes should be clean Dean:…
(Sam knocks on Ash’s door, which bears the sign “Dr. Badass is: In/Out”) Sam: Ash. (knocks again) … Hey, Ash! (Dean knocks) Dean: Hey, Dr. Badass! (door opens and Ash is completely naked) Ash: Sam. Dean. Sam and Dean. Sam: Hey, Ash… We need your help. Ash: Well, hell, then, guess I need my pants….