Lines You Would Never Hear on Supernatural

padackles4ever: Castiel: (to dean) i love you

elliottk:Dude, shut up i was about to score(sam)

Does my Hair look alright (ruby)

Armond8877: BACON! GIVE IT TO ME OR DIE (dean)
DeansGirl66: dude i just broke a nail (dean)

something i want to here him say in a chant-UNnatural_95 :Carpe Cerevisi

Mrs_Dean_Winchester: (Dean) Hey Sam, I think you should drive for a while......I'd like to enjoy the scenery and my veggie burger!

SingerChildNo1: John was a brilliant father, always put his boys first. (Bobby)
demon_in_disguise: we need more information, let's go to the library (Dean)
: I'm going on diet (Dean)

fierce_huntress:
Sam: Dean, I'm so sorry after all I've done....
Dean: Yeah I know, we're good, I forgive you.
Sam: So you're not mad at me that I ate your pie?
Dean: YOU ATE MY PIE!!!! You had better be sorry, for that!!!!

TheLostWinchester:
Sam:A guide to all the demon lore in the world? Pfft, I have no interest in reading that.
Dean:Zachariah's not that bad of a guy once you get to know him.
Dean:No beer for me, thanks.
Castiel(modern day):Screw being righteous, where are the easy sorority babes!?

Dean: Using sunglasses when its already dark outside is awesome

flackfan66:
Dean: That's okay, Sam. You drive.
Dean: Fine...I'll stop calling you Sammy
Sam: That's okay...I don't m ind if you call me Sammy
Dean: No more pie for me, thanks...I'm full!
Dean: I'll never look at another woman again!

fierce_huntress
Dean: Let's repaint the Impala. I'm thinking dark pink with a touch of red on the doors and purple seat covers.
Sam: Dean are you nuts? Pink? It should be the other way around: The Impala red with a hint of pink not on the doors, but the front and back.

Faithfullyfallen:
Here's one of my posts on the CW site.

Sam: Dean, do you know what the difference is between slinkies and people?
Dean: Some people are good for nothing?
Sam: No, they put a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
Sam pushes Dean down a flight of stairs.
Dean: Ow! Jerk!
Sam: *****!!
Dean: When I get a hold of you, you're going to regret it!
Sam: Ooo!! What are you going to do? Lock me in Bobby's panic room again?
Dean: (caught) N-no.
Sam: You are soo busted!!
Dean: Shut up!! You better run!!
Sam runs away laughing.

Here's another one: Sam and Dean are walking down the street when Sam notices Castiel following them like an agent in one of those really bad spy movies. (Sam and Castiel haven't met yet)Sam: Dean?
Dean: (oblivious) Yeah?
Sam: Who's that creepy guy in the trenchcoat who keeps following you around?
Dean: Who? Castiel?
Sam: Yeah, I guess.
Dean: He's my guardian angel.
Sam: An angel?!!
Sam smiles wide as if it's Christmas and goes to move towards Castiel.
Dean: Dude, what are you doing?
Sam: I'm going to get his autograph!!
Sam runs after Castiel and starts tugging on his trenchcoat while Castiel is trying to get Sam off him with a desperate look in his eyes while people are watching. Dean sadly shakes his head.
Dean: How embarassing! Cas is stealin' my fan girls.

Bronnie88: Sam; "Hey Dean. Do you think I need a haircut?"

DeansGurl13: Dean; "Dude, how can you watch porn? It's just sickening."

Nermah84: Sam: "Dean, stop crying. Jeez you're such a crybaby."
Dean: "You're the crybaby, crybaby."
Sam: "Jerk."
Dean: "B***h."

MWCQL
Dean talking to Ruby: I don't like you....your scary....
Ruby: Aw its ok dean, I'm only gonna get Sam addicted to demon blood, and make him kill lilith witch will be yhe last seal and free Lucifer, and we will try to take over the world *happy giggle* nothing to worry your little head about...
Dean: Mommy!!! *dean runs away*

Samantha_Winchester
Dean: That's it! No more women for a while.
Dean: (about the Impala) I'm sick and tired of this old thing! I'll go buy a Porshe!!!
Ruby: No, why would you think you need a haircut Sam, your hair is just fine!
Sam: (to John) You're the best dad in the world!!!

Nermah84
Cas (to Dean): We no longer have any use for you. Time to go back to hell.
Dean (to Ruby): You're kinda cool for a demon. I guess I don't mind you helping us.

SodapopXPonyboylover
Cas (to Dean): I think you should let Michael posess you.

Sam: I hate books!

Lucifer (to Sam): I don't want to posess you anymore.
Sam: Really?! *hopeful*
Lucifer: Yeah, your brother is a lot more worthy of my posession.

Azazel: I want normal BLACK eyes! Why do mine have to be puke yellow?!

Lilith: I hate little girls!!

Anna: Oh don't worry Dean!!! I'm just back to kill your hole family!!!

Uriel: Oh come on Cas don't be cruel. Humans are not that bad if you get to know them.

MWCQL:
Bella: you know dean, when this is over we really should have hot angry sex *eyebrow wiggle*
Dean: *smiling* you know bella......I think your right. *shoves bella against wall and gives her the kiss of a lifetime*

chrisa!
Dean: I'm selling the impala,I'm buying an suv instead!!!!!!!!!

Nermah84:
Dean(to Ruby): "Hey demon b**ch!"
Ruby: "What!"
Dean: "Uh...I think I like you."
Ruby: "Really?" Dean and Ruby start making out, Sam enters room
Sam: "Dean! What are you doing Ruby's mine!"
Ruby: "I can take you both!"

Shaza !)
dean is siting in the motel room and sam walks in a says to him
Sam: dean im so sorrrry i didn mean to it was a acident ...
Dean looks up from whatever he was doing
Dean: what are you talking about sam ?
Sam : i.. i.. Crashed the Impala ... and i lost your cassttapes ...
sam looks at dean prepared for the moter of all beatings but instead deans just says
Dean : thats ok Sam its Just a car and i ccan all ways buy new tapes ...
Sam : Huh ?

By Yuri21
Death: I'm tired and sick of you messing around with people's lives all the time. Everytime you demons get into your petty heads to have a night of fun, we reapers have to spend our precious vacation time sorting out the chaos and turmoil you leave behind.
Azazel: Oh really? So what are you going to do? Send me back to hell? I don't think so.
Death: Oh, I think you'll like what I'm about to do you. You won't be having fun for just a night but forever and ever.
*God appears and snaps his fingers?*
Azazel: It's you?! No wait.... ughhhhh!!!!!! My body can't stop moving!
*Azazel will now dance to disco hits like Staying Alive for eternity*

DeanNSam:
1. Dean: I'm going to participate in Lent; no sex for 40 days.
2. Sam: Um...Dean...ya think we can go the strip club on the way in to the next town?
3. John: I don't see the big deal...I dance all the time.
4. Bobby: I'm hungry. Who's up for roast?
5. Dean: It'll have to wait Sammy. I really want to check out this library...freakin' place is huge!
6: Dean: Um...can I have the Cobb Salad and a bottle of water please.
7. Dean: I think I'll pawn my gun...could get a lot of clams for it.
8. Sam: How do you expect me to get in his computer? It's locked with a password for Christ's sake.
9. Castiel: I just finished smoking pot.
10. Dean: Sammy...can you find something on the radio?
11. Sam: Dude...turn that up. That kicks a**!