EPISODE 312: JUS IN BELLO Sheriff: Look, Agent, this ain’t my first rodeo! Henricksen: You ain’t never been to a rodeo like this before. You have any idea who we’re about to bring in here? Sheriff: Yeah, a couple of fugitives. Henricksen: The most dangerous criminals you’ve ever laid your eyeballs on! Think Hannibal…
EPISODE 311: MYSTERY SPOT Dean: I’m tellin’ you, Sam, this job is small-fry. We should be spending our time hunting down Bela. Sam: Sure, we’ll get right on that. Where is she again? Dean: Shut up. Waitress: Here’s your hot sauc– oh cra– (Sam catches hot sauce) Thanks! (Sam slams hot sauce on the table)…
EPISODE 310: DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME Dean: There you are. What are you doing? Sam: Having a drink? Dean: It’s two in the afternoon. Drinking whiskey? Sam: I drink whiskey all the time. Dean: No, you don’t. Sam: What’s the big deal? You get sloppy in bars and hit on chicks all the…
EPISODE 309: MALLEUS MALEFICARUM Dean: I hate witches. They’re always spewing their body liquids everywhere. It’s creepy. Hell, it’s downright unsanitary. Dean: I mean, this doesn’t exactly look like the TV room of a bright and stable person, does it? Dean: Why does a rabbit always get screwed in the deal? Poor little guy. Sam:…
EPISODE 308: A VERY SUPERNATURAL CHRISTMAS Madge: This might pinch a little my dear. (cutting Dean’s arm) Dean: You b*tch! Madge: Oh my goodness me somebody owes a nickel to the swear jar. Oh, you know what I say when I feel like swearing… fudge! Dean: I will try to remember that. Dean: (to Madge)…
EPISODE 307: FRESH BLOOD Dean: (to Sam) You just charged a super-vamped-out Gordon with no weapon. That’s a little reckless, don’t you think? Gordon: (to Sam) You got a lot of people fooled, but see, I know the truth. I know what it’s like. We’re the same now, you and me. I know how it…
EPISODE 306: RED SKY AT MORNING (Sam and Dean are in the car; Dean looks pissed) Dean: So, I’ve been waiting since Maple Springs. You got something to tell me? Sam: It’s not your birthday.. Dean: No. Sam: (thinks hard) …Happy Purim? (Dean gives Sam an angry look, Sam laughs) Sam: Dude, I don’t know!…
EPISODE 305: BEDTIME STORIES Dean: I thought all those things ended with everyone living happily ever after. Sam: No, no, not the originals. See, the Grimm Brothers stuff was kind of like the folklore of its day, full of sex, violence, cannibalism. Now, it got sanitized over the years and turned into Disney flicks and…
EPISODE 304: SIN CITY Casey: Guess you should have paid more attention in Latin class. Dean: I don’t know what you’re smiling about, you’re not going anywhere. Casey: And apparently neither are you. Dean: Yeah but I got somebody coming for me and uh… he did pay attention in class. Casey: Oh right — Sam….
EPISODE 303: BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK (Bela flirts with Sam) Dean: Dude, if you are ever gonna get lucky… Sam: Shut up. (Dean shows Sam a sheaf of lottery scratcher tickets) Sam: Dean, c’mon. Dean: What? Hey, that was my gun he was aiming at your head. My gun don’t jam, so that was…