EPISODE 406: YELLOW FEVER Dean: We just wanna see the results of Frank’s autopsy. Doctor: What autopsy? Dean: (smirks) The one you’re gonna do. (during autopsy something splashes on Sam) Coroner: Oh, sorry. Spleen juice. (Dean smiles) Sheriff Britton: Me and Frank, we were friends. Hell, we were Gamecocks. (Dean snickers) That’s our softball team’s…
EPISODE 405: MONSTER MOVIE Dean: It’s like the good old days! An honest-to-goodness monster hunt! It’s about time the Winchesters got back to tackling a straightforward, black-and-white case. Dean: We still got to see the new “Raiders” movie. Sam: Saw it. Dean: Without me? Sam: You were in hell. Dean: That’s no excuse! Dean: Room’s…
EPISODE 404: METAMORPHOSIS (to Ruby) Dean: Well aren’t you just an obedient little b*tch? (when Dean confronts Sam about using his powers) Sam: You were gone. I was here. I had to keep on fighting without you. And what I’m doing, it works. Dean: Tell me, if it’s so terrific, then why’d you lie about…
EPISODE 403: IN THE BEGINNING Dean: Thanks… nice threads. You know Sonny and Cher broke up, right? Young John: Sonny and Cher broke up? Dean: (about his cell phone) Know where I can get service on this thing? Young John: USS Enterprise? Dean: (to Castiel) Oh, come on! What, are you allergic to straight answers,…
EPISODE 402: ARE YOU THERE, GOD? IT’S ME, DEAN WINCHESTER Dean: Don’t you think that if angels were real that some hunter, somewhere, would have seen one, at some point… ever?! Sam: Yeah, you just did, Dean. Dean: All I know is I was not groped by an angel. Sam: A demon who’s immune to…
EPISODE 401: LAZARUS RISING (Bobby throws holy water on Dean) Dean: I’m not a demon either, you know. Bobby: Sorry. Can’t be too careful. Bobby: (about Sam) How’d you know he’d use that name? Dean: Are you kidding me? What don’t I know about that kid? Bobby: Dean, your chest was ribbons, your insides were…
EPISODE 316: NO REST FOR THE WICKED Dean: Hey, why don’t we just make a TJ-run, you know? Some señoritas, cervesas, we could… what’s Spanish for donkey-show? Sam: So, if we do save you, let’s never do that. Dean: Yeah. Bobby: Right name, right ritual, ain’t nothing you can’t suss out. Sam: Like the town…
EPISODE 315: TIME IS ON MY SIDE Demon: I’m telling the truth! Dean: Oh, you are? Then let me make it up to you. (douses him in holy water) Dean: Now I’m gonna ask you one more time: Who holds my contract?! Demon: Your mother. Yeah, she showed it to me, right before I bent…
EPISODE 314: LONG DISTANCE CALL Sam: So you two were talking a case? Dean: No, we were uh, we were actually talking about our feelings. And then our favorite boy bands. Yeah, we were talking a case. Dean: Mrs. Waters, withholding information from the police is a capital offense. (Sam clears throat) In some parts…
EPISODE 313: GHOSTFACERS Dean: Listen, you and Rambo need to get the hell outta here. Ed: (laughs) Listen here, Chisel Chest, okay, we were here first. We’ve already set up base camp and we beat you. Maggie: Wait. Didn’t you guys get, like a permit or something? Ed: A permit? Harry: That’s a good idea…