EPISODE 416: ON THE HEAD OF A PIN Castiel: You need to be more careful. Dean: You need to learn how to manage a damn devil’s trap. Alastair: You know, it was supposed to be your father. He was supposed to bring it on. But in the end, it was you. Dean: Bring what on?…
EPISODE 415: DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY Pamela: Tell me something, geniuses. Even if you do break into the Veil and you find the Reaper, how are you going to save it? Dean: With style and class. Tessa: You don’t remember me? Dean: Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a girl…
EPISODE 414: SEX AND VIOLENCE Dean: Did you sleep with her? Sam: No. Dean: Holy crap, you did. Middle of Basic Instinct and you bang Sharon Stone. Sam, you could be under her spell right now. Sam: Dude, I’m not under her spell! Dean: Unbelievable, man, I just don’t get it. Sam: What? Dean: Nothing….
EPISODE 413: AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL Barry: That’s your brother with Amanda Heckerman? He’s so cool. Young Sam: Yeah, he thinks so. Young Dean: Kid’s dead. Young Sam: Dean. Young Dean: I’m gonna rip his lungs out! Young Sam: It’s not a big deal. Young Dean: Not a big deal? Sammy, look at yourself. If Dad was…
EPISODE 412: CRISS ANGEL IN A DOUCHE BAG Sam: What are you doing here, Ruby? Ruby: I should be asking you the same thing. Sam: I’m working a job. Ruby: The whole world’s about to be engulfed in hellfire, and you’re here in Magictown, U.S.A. Sam: You got something against magic? Dean: I can’t believe…
EPISODE 411: FAMILY REMAINS Dean: Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is going to sell like hotcakes. Sam: It’s probably a dumbwaiter. All these old houses had them. Dean: Know-it-all. Sam: What? Dean: What? Sam: You said… Dean: What? Sam: Never mind. Mrs. Curry: I already told the local boys, there…
EPISODE 410: HEAVEN AND HELL Sam: You want Anna? Why? Uriel: Out of the way. Dean: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, I know she’s wiretapping your angel chats or whatever, but it’s no reason to gank her. Uriel: Don’t worry. I’ll kill her gentle. Dean: You’re some heartless sons of b*tches, you know that? Uriel: Give…
EPISODE 409: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER Anna: This demon, Lilith, is trying to break the 66 seals to free Lucifer from Hell. Lucifer… will bring the Apocalypse. So… smoke ’em if you got ’em. Dean: That’s Revelations. Anna’s Doctor: Since when does the Book of Revelations have jack-o-lanterns? Dean: It’s, uh… a…
EPISODE 408: WISHFUL THINKING Waiter: You have got to try our Ice Cream Extreme. It’s extreme. Sam: Uh, no extremities, please. Sam: I can see you’re very interested. Dean: Women, showers… We gotta save these people! Dean: I got to tell you, I’m pretty disappointed. Sam: You wanted to save naked women. Dean: Darn right…
EPISODE 407: IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, SAM WINCHESTER Sam: What about you? Find anything on the victim? Dean: This Luke Wallace — he was so vanilla that he made vanilla seem spicy. Sam: Once he’s raised, Samhain can do some raising of his own. Dean: Raising what, exactly? Sam: Dark, evil crap and lots of…