EPISODE 302: THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT Sam: That knife you had… you can kill demons with that thing? Ruby: Sure comes in handy when you have to swoop in and save the damsel in distress. Sam: Where you get it? Ruby: Skymail. Dean: (points to large kid with Ben’s game) Is that Humphrey? The one…
EPISODE 301: MAGNIFICENT SEVEN Dean: What do you want? Envy: We already have what we want. Dean: What’s that? Envy: We’re out, we’re free. Thanks to you, my kind are everywhere Envy: You really think you’re better than me. Which one of you can cast the first stone, huh? What about you, Dean? You’re practically…
Crossroads Demon: Then no deal. Dean: Fine. Crossroads Demon: Fine. Make sure you bury Sam before he starts stinking up the joint Bobby: What is it with you Winchesters? Huh? You, your dad, you’re both just itching to throw yourselves down the pit. Dean: That’s my point. Yellow Eyed Demon: If you’re gonna open…
Dean: (just had a vision) That was about as fun as getting kicked in the jewels. Sam: We’re looking for iron, silver, salt, anything that can be used as a weapon. Jake: Salt is a weapon? Sam: It’s a brave new world. Andy: Well, I hope there’s food in your new world, ’cause I’m friggin’…
(Sam has just told Dean they don’t get along) Dean: We don’t? Well, we should. You’re my brother. Sam: You’re my brother. Dean: Yeah! Sam: You know, that’s what you said when you snaked my ATM card, or when you bailed on my graduation, or when you hooked up with Rachel Nayv. Dean: Who? Sam:…
(asking about Mark Moody, the guy Dean considers to be the ghost) Sam: You’re sure it’s him? Dean: Pretty sure. Sam: Considering our circumstances I’m gonna need a little bit better than ‘pretty sure’. Dean: Really pretty sure. Dean: (lining for noodles at prison) I’d like mine al dente. Dean: I said I’d like a…
Dean: Come to the coast. We’ll have a few drinks. Have a few laughs. Sam: They’re saying the set’s haunted. Dean: Like ‘Poltergeist’? Sam: It could be a poltergeist. Dean: No, no, the movie ‘Poltergeist’… You know nothing of your cultural heritage, do you? Dean: This map is totally worth the five bucks….
Dean: And the lunar cycles? Sam: Uh-huh. Month after month all the murders occur in the weeks leading up to the full moon. Dean: Which is this week, right? Sam: Hence the lawyer. Dean: Awesome. Sam: Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this? Dean: I’m sorry man, but what about a human by…
Dean: Follow the creepy brick road. Dean: You know, just once I would like to round the corner and see a nice house. Dean: It smells like old lady in here. Sam: It’s an old country custom, Dean, planting a tree as a grave marker. Dean: (pauses) You are like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness….
Sam: (yelling) Your dirty socks in the sink! Your food in the fridge! Dean: What’s wrong with my food? Sam: It’s not food anymore, Dean! It’s Darwinism! Dean: I like it.. Trickster: Mr. Morality here, he brought a lot of girls up here. Got more ass than a toilet seat. Curtis: They did tests on…