EPISODE 602: TWO AND A HALF MEN Sam: Seatbelt. Dean: What am I in the third grade? A car should drive not be a little bitch. Dean: Maybe I shouldn’t go. Lisa : It’s okay. You want to go, so go. Dean : You know what, Sam can handle this. Lisa : Dean, no offense,…
EPISODE 601: EXILE ON MAIN STREET Dean: You have no idea what’s in some people’s walls. Could practically eat them alive. Dean: Of course that was then and now… Sid: Now you’re practically respectable. Dean: Psh…yeah, I guess so. Kind of scary actually. Lisa: Who was that? Dean: Sid, we were just setting up a…
EPISODE 522: SWAN SONG Chuck: (narrating) After Saul died she ended up at Rainbow Motors, a used car lot in Lawrence, where a young marine bought her on impulse. That is, after a little advice from a friend. I guess that’s where this story begins. And here’s where it ends. Lucifer: What do you say,…
EPISODE 521: TWO MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT Sam: So what are we looking for? Dean: Well, it’s Pestilence so he probably looks sick. Sam: Everyone looks sick. Pestilence: You boys don’t look so well. It might by the scarlet fever or the meningitis — oh, or the syphilis. Bobby: Why’d you take a picture? Crowley: Why’d…
EPISODE 520: THE DEVIL YOU KNOW (Crowley explaining the bad things that’ve happened to him since he agreed to help the boys kill Lucifer) Crowley: They burned down my house. They ate my tailor! (Crowley to Sam and Dean about their plan) Crowley: So you want to cram the Devil back in the box. Cunning…
EPISODE 519: HAMMER OF THE GODS Dean: Please be tomato soup, please be tomato soup. Gabriel: Well, this is me standing up… and, this is me lying down. Gabriel: “Luci, I’m home. Sam: What are you, twelve? Dean: I’m young at heart. Dean: How you doin’? Kali: No. Dean: But — Kali: No. Dean: Lady…
EPISODE 518: Point of No Return Stuart: Earthquake?! Zachariah: Nah … my boss. Zachariah: So, let me take a wild guess. You’re with Sam and Dean. Adam: Yeah. Zachariah: Didn’t we tell you about them? So you know you can’t trust them, right? You know Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on…
EPISODE 516: 99 Problems Pastor Gideon: So, Rob tells me you boys hunt demons. Sam: Uh, yes sir. Pastor Gideon: You missed a few. Castiel’s voicemail machine: You’ve reached the voice-mail of… Castiel (on voicemail machine): I don’t understand… why, why do you want me to say my name? Sam: I guess that’s what it’s…
EPISODE 516: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON Walt: You think you can switch on the apocalypse and just walk away, Sam? Walt: Shoot him. Roy: Shooting Sam was right, but Dean… Walt: He made us and we just snuffed his brother, idiot. You wanna spend the rest of your life knowing Dean Winchester is on…
EPISODE 515: DEAD MEN DON’T WEAR PLAID Dean: Who gave you that name? Digger: I did. Dean: You gave yourself your own nickname? You can’t do that. Digger: Who died and made you queen? Dean: Do you know how many times we’ve called? Where’ve you been? Bobby: Playing murderball. Dean: What is that smell? Is…