EPISODE 504: THE END Dean: You know, it’s kinda funny talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. You know, like watching a Hell’s Angel on a moped. Castiel: This isn’t funny, Dean! The voice says I’m almost out of minutes! Dean: (to Sam) Lucifer’s wearing you to prom. Sam: I guess I…
EPISODE 503: FREE TO BE YOU AND ME Jessica: What are you doing? Running away again? Sam: Last time I wanted to be normal, and this time I know I’m a freak. Jessica: I was dead from the moment we said hello. Jessica: Things are never gonna change for you — never. Dean: Me and…
EPISODE 502: GOOD GOD Y’ALL Dean: (about Bobby) We gotta cheer him up. Maybe I’ll give him a back rub. Castiel: There is someone besides Michael strong enough to take on Lucifer. Strong enough to stop the Apocalypse. Sam: Who’s that? Castiel: The one who resurrected me and put you on that airplane. The one…
EPISODE 501: SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL Sam: You’ve got… (gestures to the side of Chuck’s head) (Chuck pulls something out of his hair) Chuck: Is that a molar? I have a molar in my hair… it’s been a really stressful day… Castiel: You two need to be more careful. Dean: Yeah, starting to get that….
EPISODE 422: LUCIFER RISING Dean: I’m not sure if he’s my brother any more. If he ever was. Bobby: You stupid stupid son of a b*tch! Well boo hoo. I am so sorry your feelings are hurt… princess! Are you under the impression that family’s supposed to make you feel good? Make you an apple…
EPISODE 420: THE RAPTURE Amelia/Demon: And you know what’s funny? Dean: You wearing a soccer mom? Castiel: We need to talk. Dean: I’m dreaming, aren’t I? Castiel: It’s not safe here… someplace more private. Dean: More private? We’re inside my head. Castiel: Exactly. Someone could be listening Anna: You let Jimmy get away? Dean: (about…
EPISODE 421: WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS Dean: Congrats, Sammy. You just bought yourself a benchwarmer seat to the Apocalypse. Dean: How long is this gonna go on? Bobby: Here, let me look it up in my demon-detox manual. Oh, wait. No one ever wrote one! Dean: Well, it’s about time. I’ve been screaming myself hoarse…
EPISODE 419: JUMP THE SHARK (about their father’s death) Adam: He’s a mechanic, right? Dean: A car fell on him. Dean: I’m starving, lets get breakfast. Sam: Where? We’re like two hours from anything. Dean: But I’m hungry now. Sam: There is probably still a sandwich in the back seat. Dean: It’s tuna. Adam: Okay,…
EPISODE 418: THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK Dean Winchester: I’m sitting in a Laundromat, reading about myself… sitting in a Laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts. Dean: (reading on the computer) There are ‘Sam girls’ and ‘Dean girls’ and… what’s a slash fan? Sam: As in Sam-slash-Dean… together. Dean: Like together…
EPISODE 417: IT’S A TERRIBLE LIFE Dean: You broke into their e-mail accounts? Sam: I used some skills that I happen to have to satisfy my curiosity. Dean: Nice. Dean: Oh, so what? This was all some sort of a lesson? Is that what you’re telling me? Wow. Very creative. Zachariah: You should see my…