EPISODE 514: MY BLOODY VALENTINE Sam: Go ahead. Unleash the Kraken! See you tomorrow morning. Dean: Where am I going? Sam: Dean, it’s Valentine’s Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it? “Unattached Drifter Christmas”? Dean: Oh yeah… Well, be that as it may…I don’t know. Guess I’m not feeling…
EPISODE 513: THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME Dean: Really? Anna? I don’t believe it. Castiel: (drawing a symbol) It’s true. Dean: So she’s gone all Glenn Close. That’s awesome. Castiel: Who’s Glenn Close? Dean: No one. Just a psycho b*tch that likes to boil rabbits. Sam: So, the plan to kill me – would it…
EPISODE 512: SWAP MEAT Gary (as Sam): Crystal, I would love to have the sex with you. Dean: If you were of voting age you’d be dead because we would kill you. Gary (as Sam): (after seeing the dominatrix) I am in way over my head. Dean: (to waitress) You know what sweetheart, would you…
EPISODE 511: SAM, INTERRUPTED Dr. Fuller: You were referred to me by a Dr. Babar in Chicago. Sam: That’s right. Dr. Fuller: Isn’t there a children’s book about an elephant named Babar? Dean: I don’t know. I don’t have any elephant books. Look doctor, I think the doctor was in over his head with this…
Back to Abandon All Hope EPISODE 510: ABANDON ALL HOPE Castiel: The demon Crowley is sealing the deal even as we speak. It’s… going… down. Dean: Going down? Right. OK, huggy bear, just don’t lose him. Crowley: So the Hardy boys finally found me. Took you long enough. Crowley: I want you to take this…
EPISODE 509: THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS Sam: Alright, well hey – Chuck, if you really wanna publish more books, I guess that’s okay with us. Chuck: Wow really? Sam: No not really. We have guns, and we’ll find you. Chuck: Okay. Okay. No more books. Sam: See you around. Sam & Dean: See what? Becky: Oh…
EPISODE 508: CHANGING CHANNELS Dean: Well, whatever it was it chased Mr. Randolf through the woods, smashed to his front door, followed him up the stars and killed him in his bedroom. Is that common, a bear doing all that? Cop: Depends how pissed of it is, I guess? That make a girlman weep and…
EPISODE 507: THE CURIOUS CASE OF DEAN WINCHESTER Dean: There’s a lot of dive bars in this town. We’re gonna have to split up. Bobby: Why are you still talking to me? Dean: Are you kidding me? You played some he-witch? Sam: You look like… Dean: The old chick in “Titanic.” I know. Shut up….
EPISODE 506: I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE Little Girl: So, some freak is gonna come into my room while I’m asleep and take my tooth? Sounds scary. No, thank you. Sam: Dude, seriously? Still with the ham? Dean: We don’t have a fridge. Sam: Dude, what the hell? Dean: I had a hunch,…
EPISODE 505: FALLEN IDOLS Sheriff: This ain’t brain surgery, boys. Whatever it looks like, that’s what it usually is. Dean: We’ve got two super-famous, super-pissed off ghosts killing their super-fans? Dean: Let’s go gank ourselves a Paris Hilton! Sam: That’s a lot of research. Dean: Well, I guess I just made your afternoon. Dean: Man,…